Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett [91]
“Sounds risky, though,” said Angua.
“It was. It was very risky.”
“Carrot? What are you going to do now?”
“I think it might be a good idea to find out whose room was on the other side of the hole, don’t you? I think it might belong to Beano’s little friend.”
“In the Assassins’ Guild? Just us?”
“Um. You’ve got a point.”
Carrot looked so crestfallen that Angua gave in.
“What time is it?” she said.
Carrot very carefully took Captain Vimes’ presentation watch out of its cloth case.
“It’s—”
—abing, abing, abong, bong…bing…bing…
They waited patiently until it had finished.
“A quarter to seven,” said Carrot. “Absolutely accurate, too. I put it right by the big sundial in the University.”
Angua glanced at the sky.
“OK,” she said. “I can find out, I think. Leave it to me.”
“How?”
“Er…I…well, I could get out of uniform, couldn’t I, and, oh, talk my way in as a kitchen maid’s sister or something…”
Carrot looked doubtful.
“You think that’ll work?”
“Can you think of anything better?”
“Not right now.”
“Well, then. I’ll…er…look…you go back to the rest of the men and…I’ll find somewhere to change into something more suitable.”
She didn’t have to look around to recognize where the snigger came from. Gaspode had a way of turning up silently like a small puff of methane in a crowded room, and with the latter’s distressing ability to fill up all available space.
“Where can you get a change of clothes around here?” said Carrot.
“A good Watchman is always ready to improvise,” said Angua.
“That little dog is awfully wheezy,” said Carrot. “Why does he always follow us around?”
“I really couldn’t say.”
“He’s got a present for you.”
Angua risked a glance. Gaspode was holding, but only just, a very large bone in his mouth. It was wider than he was long, and might have belonged to something that died in a tar pit. It was green and furry in places.
“How nice,” she said, coldly. “Look, you go on. Let me see what I can do…”
“If you’re sure…” Carrot began, in a reluctant tone of voice.
“Yes.”
When he’d gone Angua headed for the nearest alley. There were only a few minutes to moonrise.
Sergeant Colon saluted when Carrot came back, frowning in thought.
“We can go home now, sir?” he suggested.
“What? Why?”
“Now it’s all sorted out?”
“I just said that to waylay suspicion,” said Carrot.
“Ah. Very clever,” said the sergeant quickly. “That’s what I thought. He’s saying that to waylay suspicion, I thought.”
“There’s still a murderer out there somewhere. Or something worse.”
Carrot ran his gaze over the ill-assorted soldiery.
“But right now I think we’re going to have to sort out this business with the Day Watch,” he said.
“Er. People say it’s practically a riot up there,” said Colon.
“That’s why we’ve got to sort it out.”
Colon bit his lip. He was not, as such, a coward. Last year the city had been invaded by a dragon and he’d actually stood on a rooftop and fired arrows at it while it was bearing down on him with its mouth open, although admittedly he’d had to change his underwear afterwards. But that had been simple. A great big fire-breathing dragon was straightforward. There it was, right in front of you, about to broil you alive. That was all you had to worry about. Admittedly, it was a lot to worry about, but it was…simple. It wasn’t any kind of mystery.
“We’re going to have to sort it out?” he said.
“Yes.”
“Oh. Good. I like sorting things out.”
Foul Ole Ron was a Beggars’ Guild member in good standing. He was a Mutterer, and a good one. He would walk behind people muttering in his own private language until they gave him money not to. People thought he was mad, but this was not, technically, the case. It was just that he was in touch with reality