Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides [118]
“Think so?”—my father, jovially—”Maybe a little collard greens?”
I snuck out, going to look for Marius. He was in his usual spot but sitting, not standing, and reading a book.
“Test tomorrow,” he told me. “Gotta study.”
“I’m in second grade,” I said.
“Only second! I had you down for high school at least.”
I gave him my most winning smile.
“Must be that Ptolemy blood. Just stay away from the Roman men, okay?”
“What?”
“Nothing, Little Queen. Just playing with you.” He was laughing now, which he didn’t do that often. His face opened up, bright.
And suddenly my father was shouting my name. “Callie!”
“What?”
“Get over here right now!”
Marius stood up awkwardly from his chair. “We were just talking,” he said. “Smart little girl you got here.”
“You stay away from her, you hear me?”
“Daddy!” I protested, appalled, embarrassed for my friend.
But Marius’s voice was soft. “It’s cool, little Cleo. Got this test and all. Go on back to your dad.”
For the rest of that day Milton kept after me. “You are never, ever, to talk to strangers like that. What’s the matter with you?”
“He’s not a stranger. His name is Marius Wyxzewixard Challouehliczilczese Grimes.”
“You hear me? You stay away from people like that.”
Afterward, Milton told my grandfather to stop bringing me down to the diner for lunch. But I would come again, in just a few months, under my own power.
OPA!
They always think it’s the old-school, gentlemanly routine. The slowness of my advances. The leisurely pace of my incursions. (I’ve learned to make the first move by now, but not the second.)
I invited Julie Kikuchi to go away for the weekend. To Pomerania. The idea was to drive to Usedom, an island in the Baltic, and stay in an old resort once favored by Wilhelm II. I made a point to emphasize that we would have separate rooms.
Since it was the weekend, I tried to dress down. It isn’t easy for me. I wore a camel-hair turtleneck, tweed blazer, and jeans. And a pair of handmade cordovans by Edward Green. This particular style is called the Dundee. They look dressy until you notice the Vibram soles. The leather is of a double thickness. The Dundee is a shoe designed for touring the landed estates, for tromping through mud while wearing a tie, with your spaniels trailing behind. I had to wait four months for these shoes. On the shoebox it says: “Edward Green: Master Shoemakers to the Few.” That’s me exactly. The few.
I picked Julie up in a rented Mercedes, an unquiet diesel. She had made a bunch of tapes for the ride and had brought reading material: The Guardian, the last two issues of Parkett. We drove out the narrow, tree-lined roads to the northeast. We passed villages of thatch-roofed houses. The land grew marshier, inlets appeared, and soon we traveled over the bridge to the island.
Shall I get right to it? No, slowly, leisurely, that’s the way. Let me first mention that it is October here in Germany. Though the weather was cool, the beach at Herringsdorf was dotted with quite a few diehard nudists. Primarily men, they lay walrus-like on towels or boisterously congregated in the striped Strandkorbe, the little beach huts.
From the elegant boardwalk surrounded by pine and birch trees, I looked out at these naturists and wondered what I always wonder: What is it like to feel free like that? I mean, my body is so much better than theirs. I’m the one with the well-defined biceps, the bulging pectorals, the burnished glutes. But I could never saunter around in public like that.
“Not exactly the cover of Sunshine and Health,” said Julie.
“After a certain age, people should keep their clothes on,” I said, or something like that. When in doubt I resort to mildly conservative or