Miles, Mystery & Mayhem - Lois McMaster Bujold [27]
"Apparently it's not an honor one can refuse."
"Mm." With difficulty, Miles pulled his imagination away from these side-fascinations, and back to his most immediate worry. "That seal of the Star Crèche thing—I don't suppose you have a picture of it?"
"I brought a number of vids with me, yes, my lord," said Maz. "With your permission, we can run them on your comconsole."
Ooh, I adore competent women. Do you have a younger sister, milady Maz? "Yes, please," said Miles.
They all trooped over to the chamber's comconsole desk, and Maz began a quick illustrated lecture on haut crests and the several dozen assorted Imperial seals. "Here it is, my lord—the seal of the Star Crèche."
It was a clear cubical block, measuring maybe fifteen centimeters on a side, with the bird-pattern incised in red lines upon its top. Not the mysterious rod. Miles exhaled with relief. The terror that had been riding him ever since Maz had mentioned the seal, that he and Ivan might have accidentally stolen a piece of the Imperial regalia, faded. The rod was some kind of Imperial gizmo, obviously, and would have to be returned—anonymously, by preference—but at least it wasn't—
Maz called up the next unit of data, "And this object is the Great Key of the Star Crèche, which is handed over along with the seal," she went on.
Ivan choked on his wine. Miles, faint, leaned on the desk and smiled fixedly at the image of the rod. The original lay some few centimeters under his hand, in the drawer.
"And, ah—just what is the Great Key of the Star Crèche, m'la—Maz?" Miles managed to murmur. "What does it do?"
"I'm not quite sure. At one time in the past, I believe it had something to do with data retrieval from the haut gene banks, but the actual device may only be ceremonial by now. I mean, it's a couple of hundred years old. It has to be obsolete."
We hope. Thank God he hadn't dropped it. Yet. "I see."
"Miles . . ." muttered Ivan.
"Later," Miles hissed to him out of the corner of his mouth. "I understand your concern."
Ivan mouthed something obscene at him, over the seated Maz's head.
Miles leaned against the comconsole desk, and screwed up his features in a realistic wince.
"Something wrong, my lord?" Maz glanced up, concerned.
"I'm afraid my legs are bothering me, a bit. I had probably better pay another visit to the embassy physician, after this."
"Would you prefer to continue this later?" Maz asked instantly.
"Well . . . to tell you the truth, I think I've had about all the etiquette lessons I can absorb for one afternoon."
"Oh, there's lots more." But apparently he was looking realistically pale, too, for she rose, adding, "Far too much for one session, to be sure. Are your injuries much troubling you? I didn't realize they were that severe."
Miles shrugged, as if in embarrassment. After a suitable exchange of parting amenities, and a promise to call on his Vervani tutor again very soon, Ivan took over the hostly duties, and escorted Maz back downstairs.
He returned immediately, to seal the door behind him and pounce on Miles. "Do you have any idea how much trouble we're in?" he cried.
Miles sat before the comconsole, re-reading the official, and entirely inadequate, description of the Great Key, while its image floated hauntingly before his nose above the vid plate. "Yes. I also know how we're going to get out of it. Do you know as much?"
This gave Ivan pause. "What else do you know that I don't?"
"If you will just leave it to me, I believe I can get this thing back to its rightful owner with no one the wiser."
"Its rightful owner is the Cetagandan emperor, according to what Maz said."
"Well, ultimately, yes. I should say, back to its rightful keeper. Who, if I read the signs right, is as chagrined about losing it as we are in finding it. If I can get it back to her quietly, I don't think she's going to go around proclaiming how she lost it. Although . . . I do wonder how she did lose it." Something was not adding up, just below his level of conscious perception.
"We mugged an Imperial servitor, that's