Mistborn Trilogy - Brandon Sanderson [349]
“Breeze!” Elend said, approaching and clasping arms with the shorter man.
“Your Majesty,” Breeze said. “You are in good health and good humor, I assume?”
“Health, yes,” Elend said. “Humor…well, there is an army crouching just outside my city.”
“Two armies, actually,” Clubs grumbled as he hobbled up.
Breeze folded up his handkerchief. “Ah, and dear Master Cladent. Optimistic as always, I see.”
Clubs snorted. To the side, OreSeur padded up to sit next to Vin.
“And Hammond,” Breeze said, eyeing Ham, who was smiling broadly. “I’d almost managed to delude myself into forgetting that you would be here when I returned.”
“Admit it,” Ham said. “You’re glad to see me.”
“See you, perhaps. Hear you, never. I had grown quite fond of my time spent away from your perpetual, pseudo-philosophical pratterings.”
Ham just smiled a little broader.
“I’m glad to see you, Breeze,” Elend said. “But your timing could have been a little better. I was hoping that you would be able to stop some of these armies from marching on us.”
“Stop them?” Breeze asked. “Now, why would I want to do that, my dear man? I did, after all, just spend three months working to get Cett to march his army down here.”
Elend paused, and Vin frowned to herself, standing just outside the group. Breeze looked rather pleased with himself—though that was, admittedly, rather common for him.
“So…Lord Cett’s on our side?” Elend asked hopefully.
“Of course not,” Breeze said. “He’s here to ravage the city and steal your presumed atium supply.”
“You,” Vin said. “You’re the one who has been spreading the rumors about the Lord Ruler’s atium stash, aren’t you?”
“Of course,” Breeze said, eyeing Spook as the boy finally arrived at the gates.
Elend frowned. “But…why?”
“Look outside your walls, my dear man,” Breeze said. “I knew that your father was going to march on Luthadel eventually—even my powers of persuasion wouldn’t have been enough to dissuade him. So, I began spreading rumors in the Western Dominance, then made myself one of Lord Cett’s advisors.”
Clubs grunted. “Good plan. Crazy, but good.”
“Crazy?” Breeze said. “My mental stability is no issue here, Clubs. The move was not crazy, but brilliant.”
Elend looked confused. “Not to insult your brilliance, Breeze. But…how exactly is bringing a hostile army to our city a good idea?”
“It’s basic negotiating strategy, my good man,” Breeze explained as a packman handed him his dueling cane, taken off the horse. Breeze used it to gesture westward, toward Lord Cett’s army. “When there are only two participants in a negotiation, one is generally stronger than the other. That makes things very difficult for the weaker party—which, in this case, would have been us.”
“Yes,” Elend said, “but with three armies, we’re still the weakest.”
“Ah,” Breeze said, holding up the cane, “but those other two parties are fairly even in strength. Straff is likely stronger, but Cett has a very large force. If either of those warlords risks attacking Luthadel, his army will suffer losses—enough losses that he won’t be able to defend himself from the third army. To attack us is to expose oneself.”
“And that makes this a standoff,” Clubs said.
“Exactly,” Breeze said. “Trust me, Elend my boy. In this case, two large, enemy armies are far better than a single large, enemy army. In a three-way negotiation, the weakest party actually has the most power—because his allegiance added to either of the other two will choose the eventual winner.”
Elend frowned. “Breeze, we don’t want to give our allegiance to either of these men.”
“I realize that,” Breeze said. “However, our opponents do not. By bringing a second army in, I’ve given us time to think. Both warlords thought they could get here first. Now that they’ve arrived at the same time, they’ll have to reevaluate. I’m guessing we’ll end up in an extended siege. A couple of months at least.”
“That doesn’t explain how we’re going to get rid