Murder Is Easy - Agatha Christie [0]
Murder is Easy
Dedicated to
Rosalind and Susan
the first two critics of this book
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
1. A Fellow Traveller
2. Obituary Notice
3. Witch without Broomstick
4. Luke Makes a Beginning
5. Visit to Miss Waynflete
6. Hat Paint
7. Possibilities
8. Dr. Thomas
9. Mrs. Pierce Talks
10. Rose Humbleby
11. Domestic Life of Major Horton
12. Passage of Arms
13. Miss Waynflete Talks
14. Meditations of Luke
15. Improper Conduct of a Chauffeur
16. The Pineapple
17. Lord Whitfield Talks
18. Conference in London
19. Broken Engagement
20. We’re in It—Together
21. “O Why Do You Walk Through the Fields in Gloves?”
22. Mrs. Humbleby Speaks
23. New Beginning
About the Author
Other Books by Agatha Christie
Copyright
About the Publisher
One
A FELLOW TRAVELLER
England!
England after many years!
How was he going to like it?
Luke Fitzwilliam asked himself that question as he walked down the gangplank to the dock. It was present at the back of his mind all through the wait in the Customs’ shed. It came suddenly to the fore when he was finally seated in the boat train.
England on leave was one thing. Plenty of money to blue (to begin with anyway!), old friends to look up, meetings with other fellows home like himself—a carefree atmosphere of “Well, it won’t be long. Might as well enjoy myself! Soon be going back.”
But now there was no question of going back. No more of the hot stifling nights, no more blinding sun and tropical beauty of rich vegetation, no more lonely evenings reading and re-reading old copies of The Times.
Here he was, honourably retired on a pension, with some small private means of his own, a gentleman of leisure, come home to England. What was he going to do with himself?
England! England on a June day, with a grey sky and a sharp biting wind. Nothing welcoming about her on a day like this! And the people! Heavens, the people! Crowds of them, all with grey faces like the sky—anxious worried faces. The houses too, springing up everywhere like mushrooms. Nasty little houses! Revolting little houses! Chicken coops in the grandiose manner all over the countryside!
With an effort Luke Fitzwilliam averted his eyes from the landscape outside the railway carriage window and settled down to a perusal of the papers he had just bought. The Times, the Daily Clarion and Punch.
He started with the Daily Clarion. The Clarion was given over entirely to Epsom.
Luke thought: “A pity we didn’t get in yesterday. Haven’t seen the Derby run since I was nineteen.”
He had drawn a horse in the Club sweep and he looked now to see what the Clarion’s racing correspondent thought of its chance. He found it dismissed contemptuously in a sentence.
“Of the others, Jujube the II., Mark’s Mile, Santony and Jerry Boy are hardly likely to qualify for a place. A likely outsider is—”
But Luke paid no attention to the likely outsider. His eye had shifted to the betting. Jujube the II. was listed at a modest 40 to 1.
He glanced at his watch. A quarter to four. “Well,” he thought. “It’s over now.” And he wished he’d had a bet on Clarigold who was the second favourite.
Then he opened The Times and became absorbed in more serious matters.
Not for long, however, for a fierce-looking colonel in the corner opposite was so incensed at what he himself had just read that he had to pass on his indignation to his fellow passenger. A full half hour passed before the colonel tired of saying what he thought about “these damned Communist agitators, sir.”
The colonel died down at last and finally dropped off to sleep with his mouth open. Shortly afterwards the train slowed down and finally stopped. Luke looked out of the window. They were in a large empty-looking station with many platforms. He caught sight of a bookstall some way up the platform with a placard: DERBY RESULT. Luke opened the door, jumped out, and ran towards the bookstall. A moment later he was staring with a broad grin at a few smudged lines in the stop press.
Derby Result
JUJUBE THE II.
MAZEPPA