My Fair Lazy - Jen Lancaster [132]
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I’m hoping it’s just the extensions.
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To me, at least.
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Italy, maybe?
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Owned by Ralph Lauren’s daughter.
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Even if they did come in plus sizes.
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Yet I appreciate living in a country where the ability to disagree with your government is an inalienable right. So there’s that.
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Mostly to smoke, but it’s still nice.
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And that one episode of The Simpsons.
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Mostly because there’s a cupcake on the cover.
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My friend Heather used to work with Howard Dean, and she says he has an amazing sense of humor. But I wasn’t going to stick around and find out.
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I have a splash-proof cover, which makes it fine for the beach and pool, but not for the bathtub.
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I have love for the Mill House Inn.
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By Bret Easton Ellis.
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Also Bret Easton Ellis.
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Because he did.
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Except when Fletch snuck off to smoke.
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Again, despite having checked it on both Google Earth and Google Street View.
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Had Baldwin been wearing a belt, that is.
OTHER TITLES BY NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR JEN LANCASTER
Bitter Is the New Black
Bright Lights, Big Ass
Such a Pretty Fat
Pretty in Plaid