No More Parades_ A Novel - Ford Madox Ford [46]
So the battalion settled itself down...Whilst Cowley and he were at the colonel's orderly room arranging for the transfer of the professor--he was really only a fellow of his college--who did not know his right hand from his left, Tietjens was engaged in the remains of the colonel's furious argument as to the union of the Anglican and Eastern rites. The colonel--he was a full colonel--sat in his lovely private office, a light, gay compartment of a tin-hutment, the walls being papered in scarlet, with, on the purplish, thick, soft baize of his table-cover, a tall glass vase from which sprayed out pale Riviera roses, the gift of young lady admirers amongst the V.A.D.'s in the town because he was a darling, and an open, very gilt and leather-bound volume of a biblical encyclopaedia beneath his delicate septuagenarian features. He was confirming his opinion that a union between the Church of England and the Greek Orthodox Church was the only thing that could save civilization. The whole war turned on that. The Central Empires represented Roman Catholicism, the Allies Protestantism and Orthodoxy. Let them unite. The papacy was a traitor to the cause of civilization. Why had the Vatican not protested with no uncertain voice about the abominations practised on the Belgian Catholics?...
Tietjens pointed out languidly objections to this theory. The first thing our ambassador to the Vatican had found out on arriving in Rome and protesting about massacres of Catholic laymen in Belgium was that the Russians before they had been a day in Austrian Poland had hanged twelve Roman Catholic bishops in front of their palaces.
Cowley was engaged with the adjutant at another table. The colonel ended his theologico-political tirade by saying:
'I shall be very sorry to lose you, Tietjens. I don't know what we shall do without you. I never had a moment's peace with your unit until you came.'
Tietjens said:
'Well, you aren't losing me, sir, as far as I know.' The colonel said:
'Oh, yes, we are. You are going up the line next week...' He added: 'Now, don't get angry with me...I've protested very strongly to old Campion--General Campion--that I cannot do without you.' And he made, with his delicate, thin, hairy-backed, white hands a motion as of washing.
The ground moved under Tietjens' feet. He felt himself clambering over slopes of mud with his heavy legs and labouring chest. He said:
'Damn it all!...I'm not fit...I'm C3...I was ordered to live in an hotel in the town...I only mess here to be near the battalion.'
The colonel said with some eagerness:
'Then you can protest to Garrison...I hope you will...But I suppose you are the sort of fellow that won't.' Tietjens said:
'No, sir...Of course I cannot protest...Though it's probably a mistake of some clerk...I could not stand a week in the line...' The profound misery of brooding apprehension in the line was less on his mind than, precisely, the appalling labour of the lower limbs when you live in mud to the neck...Besides, whilst he had been in hospital, practically the whole of his equipment had disappeared from his kitbag--including Sylvia's two pairs of sheets!--and he had no money with which to get more. He had not even any trench-boots. Fantastic financial troubles settled on his mind.
The colonel said to the adjutant at the other purple baize-covered table:
'Show Captain Tietjens those marching orders of his...They're from Whitehall, aren't they?...You never know where these things come from nowadays. I call them the arrow that flieth by night!'
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