No Reservations - Megan Hart [88]
They both laughed at that. A very drunk woman wearing a cone-shaped party hat, her dress halfway up her thighs and her date stumbling behind, whirled around at their laughter. She waved a noisemaker at them. 'Happy Fucking Nude Year!'
Leah covered her mouth to hide a guffaw at that — usually drunk people didn't amuse her but this woman was clearly beyond shitfaced. The woman's date, his tux shirt open, tie gone, zipper undone, did a little dance. Brandon snorted.
'Did you hear me, honey?' The woman stumbled forwards and Brandon caught her neatly before she could end up on his lap. i said, Happy Nude Year!'
i heard you.' Brandon, pinned on one side by Leah and by the woman in front of him, tried to get his new friend to stand up straight, but she was too unbalanced. 'Careful, now.' The woman peered at Leah. 'Zis your boyfriend?' 'Yes,' said Leah.
i bet he's got a nice big dick,' the woman said and put her hand right on it.
Brandon jumped, laughing, and grabbed at her wrist while Leah got ready to give the woman a big old shove. Drunk or not, you don't grab the dick of another woman's man. Before Leah could do anything, though, the woman managed to back off. She straightened her dress and jerked her thumb over her shoulder at her date, who was staring at them all blankly.
'Thass my husband. He's hung like a bear.'
'Rawr,' said the man.
'Like a bear, huh?' Brandon shook his head. 'Never heard that one.'
'Means he's got fuzzy balls and a furry ass!' The woman broke into gales of hysterical laughter. 'C'mon, hairy ass. Less go fuck and stuff.'
iil be surprised if they can find their way back to their hotel,' Leah said, watching them, i can't believe she touched your crotch.' 'She was right though. I do have a nice big -'
'Hush,' Leah said and stopped him with a kiss. 'Don't be naughty.' i thought you liked it when I was.'
'Pffft.' She waved a hand and stood. 'Come on. Let's walk. We only have a few more hours here and we might as well make the most of them.'
He stood up and up and up, stretching. What time's our flight?'
'Ten. So really, there's almost no point in going to sleep.' Leah grinned at him and swatted his very fine ass. And since we already made looooooove . . .'
Brandon grabbed her up and pinned her against him, earning a 'woop-woop!' from some passing drunken frat boys. 'That doesn't mean we couldn't do it again.'
She reached between them to squeeze his very fine package — but gently. No point in bruising the merchandise. Only in Vegas would she stand on a sidewalk and fondle him. 'Rawr.' 'My ass,' Brandon said with dignity, 'is not furry.' 'Thank God for that.'
He frowned. 'What, you wouldn't love me if I had a hairy ass?'
'Well, now, see, that's the problem with hair in places you don't expect it,' Leah said as they walked along the rows of shops and hotels. 'By the time you discover it, it's usually too late to be worried about it.'
'Uh huh. So does that mean if I start getting hair in my ears and stuff you'll disown me?'
She paused to give him a look of faint alarm. 'Are you expecting to grow hair out of your ears?'
My grandpa does. Tons of it. All over the place. His eyebrows too.' Brandon made a scared face and gave an exaggerated shudder 'He's like a sasquatch, that guy.' 'Oh, my.'
He rolled his eyes towards her. 'Yeah.'
Leah hugged his arm closer to her side so she could press against him. 'I think I can handle that.' He shot her a grin. 'You sure?' 'I'm sure.'
He nodded. 'OK, then.' What about me?'
'Do you expect to start growing hair out of your ears?'
She shook her head. 'No. But what about when I start to get hair on my mole?' Brandon snorted. 'What mole?'
'The one I'm sure will grow on my chin eventually.' Leah raised an eyebrow. Will you still love me when I grow a mole with a hair on it?'
'Of course,' he scoffed.
'But will you still want to make love to me?'
He stopped, not caring they caused a minor traffic jam in the stream of people parting around them to get by. 'Leah, I will want to make love to you no matter how many moles you get with hairs on them.'
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