No Time for Goodbye - Linwood Barclay [67]
Ceylon’s eyebrows shot up, as though she’d given no consideration to any actual amount before knocking on our door. “Well, you’ve put me on the spot,” she said. “I was thinking perhaps in the area of a thousand dollars. That was what I had understood the TV show would be paying me before they reneged.”
“I see,” I said. “Perhaps if you were able to give me a hint of what this information is first, then I’d be able to decide whether it was worth a thousand dollars to get more.”
Ceylon nodded. “That seems reasonable,” she said. “Just give me a moment.” She sat back against the cushions, raised her head up, and closed her eyes. For about thirty seconds she didn’t move, didn’t make a sound. Falling into some sort of trance, it looked like, getting ready to hook up with the spirit world.
Then: “I see a house.”
“A house,” I said. Now we were getting somewhere.
“On a street, with children playing, and there are lots of trees, and I see an old lady walking past this house, and an old man, and there’s a man walking along with them, although he’s not as old. He could be their son. I believe he could be Todd…I’m trying to get a good look at the house, to focus in on it…”
“This house,” I said, leaning closer. “Is it a pale yellow house?”
Ceylon seemed to close her eyes more tightly. “Yes, yes it is.”
“My God,” I said. “And the shutters…are they green? A dark green?”
She cocked her head slightly to one side, as if checking. “Yes, they are.”
“And under the windows, are there window boxes?” I asked. “For flowers? And are the flowers petunias? Are you able to tell that? It’s very important.”
She nodded very slowly. “Yes, you’re exactly right. The window boxes are full of petunias. This house. You know this house?”
“No,” I said, shrugging. “I’m just making this up as I go along.”
Ceylon’s eyes flashed open in anger. “You son-of-a-bitch motherfucker.”
“I think we’re done here,” I said.
“You owe me a thousand dollars.”
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…
“I don’t think so,” I said.
“You pay me a thousand dollars, because…” She was trying to think of something. “I know something else. I’ve had another vision. About your daughter, your little girl. She’s going to be in great danger.”
“Great danger,” I said.
“That is right. She’s in a car. Up high. You pay me, and I can tell you more so you can save her.”
I heard a car door slam shut outside. “I’m having a vision of my own,” I said to her, touching my fingers to my temples. “I see my wife, coming through that door, any second now.”
And so she did. Cynthia surveyed the living room without saying a word.
“Hi, honey,” I said, very offhand. “You remember Keisha Ceylon, world’s greatest psychic. She was having a tough sell here on the conjuring-up-the-past thing, so now, in a last-ditch attempt to get a thousand bucks out of us, she’s concocted a vision involving Grace’s future. Trying to exploit our most basic fears, if you will, when we’re at our lowest point.” I looked at Keisha. “That about right?”
Keisha Ceylon said nothing.
To Cynthia, I said, “How’d things go down at the funeral home?” I glanced at Keisha. “Her aunt just died. Your timing couldn’t be better.”
It all happened so fast.
Cynthia grabbed the woman by the hair and yanked her right off the couch, dragged her screaming to the front door.
Cynthia’s face was red with fury. Keisha was a big woman, but Cynthia whipped her across the floor like she was stuffed with straw. She ignored the woman’s screams, the stream of obscenities coming out of her mouth.
Cynthia got her to the door, opened it with her free hand, and pitched the con artist out onto the front step. But Keisha couldn’t regain her footing, and stumbled down the stairs, going headfirst into the lawn.
Before Cynthia slammed the door, she shouted, “Leave us alone, you opportunistic, bloodsucking bitch.” Her eyes were still wild as she looked at me, catching her breath.
I felt as though the wind had been knocked out of me as well.
23
After the service, the funeral home director took