Numbers in the Dark and Other Stories - Italo Calvino [54]
And now that the MacDickinsons and their people are lording it in every village and hostelry, bullying and browbeating everybody so that no one can walk the high roads of Scodand without a kilt of their tartan, the Episcopal church chooses this moment to hurl anathema at us, the families of the upright Presbyterian faith, and to stir up our peasants and even our cooks against us. It's clear what they're after: an alliance with the Mac-duffs or the MacCockburns, old supporters of King James Stuart, papists or very nearly, that will bring them down from their mountain castles where they have been reduced to living like bandits among the goats.
Will it be a religious war? Really there's nobody, not even the most bigoted Episcopalian, who believes that fighting for steak-guzzling MacDickinsons capable of knocking back pints of beer even on a Sunday would amount to fighting for the faith. How do they see it, then? Perhaps they think that this is part of God's plan, like the captivity in Egypt. But Isaac's offspring were never asked to fight for the Pharaohs, even if God did choose to make them suffer so long in exile! If there is a war of religion, we MacFergusons will accept it as a test to strengthen our faith. But we know that on these shores the faithful of the rightful Church of Scotland are an elect minority, and that they may have been chosen by God - though God forbid! - for martyrdom. I have picked up my Bible again, which in the recent months of frequent enemy forays I had somewhat neglected, and now I leaf through the pages in the candlelight, though never losing sight of the moor down below where a rusde of wind has lifted, as always just before dawn. No, I'm at my wit's end; if God starts getting involved in our Scottish family quarrels - and in the event of a war of religion he can hardly do otherwise — who knows where it will end; each of us has his interests and his sins, the MacDick-insons more than anybody, and the Bible is there to tell us that God's intentions are always different from those that men imagine.
Perhaps this is where we have sinned, in always refusing to think of our wars as wars of religion, in the illusion that we would thus have greater liberty to compromise when it suited us. There is too great a spirit of appeasement in this part of Scotland, not a clan that doesn't fight without its ulterior motives. We have never taken sufficiently