Parker Pyne Investigates - Agatha Christie [1]
‘I stand in the place of the doctor. The doctor first diagnoses the patient’s disorder, then he proceeds to recommend a course of treatment. There are cases where no treatment can be of avail. If that is so, I say frankly that I can do nothing. But I assure you, Mrs Packington, that if I undertake a case, the cure is practically guaranteed.’
Could it be so? Was this nonsense, or could it, perhaps be true? Mrs Packington gazed at him hopefully.
‘Shall we diagnose your case?’ said Mr Parker Pyne, smiling. He leaned back in his chair and brought the tips of his fingers together. ‘The trouble concerns your husband. You have had, on the whole, a happy married life. You husband has, I think, prospered. I think there is a young lady concerned in the case–perhaps a young lady in your husband’s office.’
‘A typist,’ said Mrs Packington. ‘A nasty made-up little minx, all lipstick and silk stockings and curls.’ The words rushed from her.
Mr Parker Pyne nodded in a soothing manner. ‘There is no real harm in it–that is your husband’s phrase, I have no doubt.’
‘His very words.’
‘Why, therefore, should he not enjoy a pure friendship with this young lady, and be able to bring a little brightness, a little pleasure, into her dull existence? Poor child, she has so little fun. Those, I imagine, are his sentiments.’
Mrs Packington nodded with vigour. ‘Humbug–all humbug! He takes her on the river–I’m fond of going on the river myself, but five or six years ago he said it interfered with his golf. But he can give up golf for her. I like the theatre–George has always said he’s too tired to go out at night. Now he takes her out to dance–dance! And comes back at three in the morning. I–I–’
‘And doubtless he deplores the fact that women are so jealous, so unreasonably jealous when there is absolutely no cause for jealousy?’
Again Mrs Packington nodded. ‘That’s it.’ She asked sharply: ‘How do you know all this?’
‘Statistics,’ Mr Parker Pyne said simply.
‘I’m so miserable,’ said Mrs Packington. ‘I’ve always been a good wife to George. I worked my fingers to the bone in our early days. I helped him to get on. I’ve never looked at any other man. His things are always mended, he gets good meals, and the house is well and economically run. And now that we’ve got on in the world and could enjoy ourselves and go about a bit and do all the things I’ve looked forward to doing some day–well, this!’ She swallowed hard.
Mr Parker Pyne nodded gravely. ‘I assure you I understand your case perfectly.’
‘And–can you do anything?’ She asked it almost in a whisper.
‘Certainly, my dear lady. There is a cure. Oh yes, there is a cure.’
‘What is it?’ She waited, round-eyed and expectant.
Mr Parker Pyne spoke quietly and firmly. ‘You will place yourself in my hands, and the fee will be two hundred guineas.’
‘Two hundred guineas!’
‘Exactly. You can afford to pay such a fee, Mrs Packington. You would pay that sum for an operation. Happiness is just as important as bodily health.’
‘I pay you afterwards, I suppose?’
‘On the contrary,’ said Mr Parker Pyne. ‘You pay me in advance.’
Mrs Packington rose. ‘I’m afraid I don’t see my way–’
‘To buying a pig in a poke?’ said Mr Parker Pyne cheerfully. ‘Well, perhaps you’re right. It’s a lot of money to risk. You’ve got to trust me, you see. You’ve got to pay the money and take a chance. Those are my terms.’
‘Two hundred guineas!’
‘Exactly. Two hundred guineas. It’s a lot of money. Good-morning, Mrs Packington. Let me know if you change your mind.’ He shook hands with her, smiling in an unperturbed fashion.
When she had gone he pressed a buzzer on his desk. A forbidding-looking young woman with spectacles answered it.
‘A file, please, Miss Lemon. And you might tell Claude that I am likely to want him shortly.’
‘A new client?’
‘A new client. At the moment she has jibbed, but she will come back. Probably this afternoon about four. Enter her.’
‘Schedule A?’
‘Schedule A, of