Parker Pyne Investigates - Agatha Christie [61]
‘Look here, Pam, you mustn’t speak of your aunt like that. Dash it all, she’s very good to you.’
‘Yes, she pays all our bills, doesn’t she? It’s a hell of a life, though.’
Sir George passed on to a less painful subject. ‘What are we to do about this fellow who’s coming on the trip? Your aunt wants the boat to herself.’
‘Well, she can’t have it,’ said Pamela coolly. ‘The man’s quite presentable. His name’s Parker Pyne. I should think he was a civil servant out of the Records Department–if there is such a thing. Funny thing is, I seem to have heard the name somewhere. Basil!’ The secretary had just entered. ‘Where have I seen the name Parker Pyne?’
‘Front page of The Times Agony column,’ replied the young man promptly. ‘“Are you happy? If not, consult Mr Parker Pyne.”’
‘Never! How frightfully amusing! Let’s tell him all our troubles all the way to Cairo.’
‘I haven’t any,’ said Basil West simply. ‘We’re going to glide down the golden Nile, and see temples’–he looked quickly at Sir George, who had picked up a paper–‘together.’
The last word was only just breathed, but Pamela caught it. Her eyes met his.
‘You’re right, Basil,’ she said lightly. ‘It’s good to be alive.’
Sir George got up and went out. Pamela’s face clouded over.
‘What’s the matter, my sweet?’
‘My detested aunt by marriage–’
‘Don’t worry,’ said Basil quickly. ‘What does it matter what she gets into her head? Don’t contradict her. You see,’ he laughed, ‘it’s good camouflage.’
The benevolent figure of Mr Parker Pyne entered the lounge. Behind him came the picturesque figure of Mohammed, prepared to say his piece.
‘Lady, gentlemans, we start now. In a few minutes we pass temples of Karnak right-hand side. I tell you story now about little boy who went to buy a roasted lamb for his father…’
II
Mr Parker Pyne mopped his forehead. He had just returned from a visit to the Temple of Dendera. Riding on a donkey was, he felt, an exercise ill suited to his figure. He was proceeding to remove his collar when a note propped up on the dressing table caught his attention. He opened it. It ran as follows:
Dear Sir,–I should be obliged if you should not visit the Temple of Abydos, but would remain on the boat, as I wish to consult you.
Yours truly,
Ariadne Grayle
A smile creased Mr Parker Pyne’s large, bland face. He reached for a sheet of paper and unscrewed his fountain pen.
Dear Lady Grayle (he wrote), I am sorry to disappoint you, but I am at present on holiday and am not doing any professional business.
He signed his name and dispatched the letter by a steward. As he completed his change of toilet, another note was brought to him.
Dear Mr Parker Pyne,–I appreciate the fact that you are on holiday, but I am prepared to pay a fee of a hundred pounds for a consultation.
Yours truly,
Ariadne Grayle
Mr Parker Pyne’s eyebrows rose. He tapped his teeth thoughtfully with his fountain pen. He wanted to see Abydos, but a hundred pounds was a hundred pounds. And Egypt had been even more wickedly expensive than he had imagined.
Dear Lady Grayle (he wrote),–I shall not visit the Temple of Abydos.
Yours faithfully,
J. Parker Pyne
Mr Parker Pyne’s refusal to leave the boat was a source of great grief to Mohammed.
‘Very nice temple. All my gentlemans like see that temple. I get you carriage. I get you chair and sailors carry you.’
Mr Parker Pyne refused all these tempting offers.
The others set off.
Mr Parker Pyne waited on deck. Presently the door of Lady Grayle’s cabin opened and the lady herself trailed out on deck.
‘Such a hot afternoon,’ she observed graciously. ‘I see you have stayed behind, Mr Pyne. Very wise of you. Shall we have some tea together in the lounge?’
Mr Parker Pyne rose promptly and followed her. It cannot be denied that he was curious.
It seemed as though Lady Grayle felt some difficulty in coming to the point. She fluttered from this subject to that. But finally she spoke in an altered voice.
‘Mr Pyne, what I am about to tell you is