Pets in Prospect - Malcolm D. Welshman [115]
Another savage growl thundered down the line. ‘You’d better bring him in,’ I said.
I glanced at my watch. Oh well … bye, bye, Christmas lunch. Hello, the Queen’s speech if we were lucky.
Bismarck was a magnificent specimen – a gleaming, black-and-tan coat, broad, heavy head, and a well-muscled body that rippled with strength.
Mr Dumbrill, in contrast, was a small, spindly chap whose grey coat drooped from his shoulders like the wings on a hunched heron. The dog was clearly the boss and, taking one look at me, launched himself across the consulting room in a frenzy of snarls and slobbering jaws.
‘Hey, where’s your Christmas spirit?’ I yelled, jumping back to flatten myself against the wall.
Mr Dumbrill’s cries of ‘Heel, boy! Heel!’ were lost as he and Bismarck careered round, a jumble of arms, legs and paws, the dog’s lead hopelessly entangled between them. Mr Dumbrill twirled and toppled on to a chair, Bismarck trapped between his knees, both owner and dog tied in a cat’s cradle of knots.
‘Just the job,’ declared Lucy, who had just marched in with a large lump of washing soda between finger and thumb, a determined look in her eye.
She advanced on Bismarck. ‘Open!’ she commanded, tipping the dog’s head back.
Mr Dumbrill’s jaw dropped.
Mine dropped too.
Bismarck’s did as well. It enabled her to flick the lump of crystals over his tongue. There was a firm snap of his teeth as she clamped his jaws shut and vigorously massaged his throat.
‘Swallow, you beast. Swallow!’
Both Mr Dumbrill and I swallowed and, seconds later, there was an audible gulp from Bismarck.
‘I should think so, too,’ said Lucy.
She had that look in her face – that no-nonsense Lucy Look of determination. She was in control. No hiding her light under a bushel here; she was positively shining, glowing with confidence. It put me in the shade.
Bismarck was now beginning to foam at the mouth.
‘Oh dear, are you sure he’s not going to have as fit?’ cried Mr Dumbrill, himself beginning to foam in sympathy, flecks of spittle appearing at the corners of his mouth.
‘No, he’ll be fine,’ stated Lucy firmly, unravelling the lead and steering Bismarck away from the trembling man. ‘Now just leave him with us so that we can keep an eye on him.’
‘Why?’ croaked Mr Dumbrill, looking at me.
I was going to say that if Bismarck didn’t regurgitate the sock it could block his insides – like that mouse in Eve – and we would then have to operate to remove it. But I caught Lucy’s look and realised it would get Mr Dumbrill into an even bigger flap if I told him this.
‘To make sure he brings the sock up,’ I said instead.
While Lucy hauled Bismarck down to the ward, I ushered Mr Dumbrill out, telling him to stop worrying, go home and tuck into his turkey … which reminded me of my frozen bird awaiting me back at Willow Wren. As I wandered forlornly down to the ward I heard a loud burp. I raced along the corridor.
‘Any luck?’
Lucy was backing out of Bismarck’s kennel. She stood up, bolted the door and turned to me. ‘Ta-dah!’ she exclaimed triumphantly, holding up a soggy, red stocking.
‘Only problem now is – where do we hang it?’ I joked. The relief that flooded through me was not so much at the sight of the regurgitated sock as at the smile that lit up Lucy’s face.
When a delighted Mr Dumbrill collected Bismarck later that afternoon, he handed us a similar red sock – only this one bulged with a bottle of champagne.
‘For both of you – Merry Christmas!’ he cried, as Bismarck yanked the lead and dragged him out of reception.
I held up the bottle. Here was a chance to test Lucy … see how she really felt. She certainly seemed more relaxed, her mood happier. Perhaps it was because, with these last two cases, she’d been able to prove that she really was an efficient, dependable nurse. ‘I guess we ought to be celebrating something,’ I said, waving the bottle in the air. My voice trailed off as I studied Lucy’s face, desperately looking for a clue as to her feelings, some sign of her new-found confidence. In a whisper, I added, ‘A home-coming, perhaps?’
For a brief