Private - James Patterson [9]
Every time my cell phone rang, I was shocked by a fresh jolt of anxiety. When it was my hate caller, I sometimes asked, “What the fuck do you want?” Sometimes I tried reason and said calmly, “Just tell me what you want.”
This morning when the voice said “You’re dead,” I said “Not yet.”
I snapped the phone closed.
I’d narrowed the list of my enemies to about a hundred, maybe a hundred and ten.
Whoever my caller was, he reached me from pay phones. That’s right. Pay phones. They’re still in hotel lobbies and train stations and on just about every block in every city. Each year or so, I’d change my phone number, but I couldn’t keep my cell phone number a secret. My staff, my friends, my clients at Private, all had to be able to reach me. Especially the clients. I was always there for them.
I wondered again who my death threat caller was.
Did I know him? Was he in my inner circle? Or was he one of the crooks or deadbeats I’d brought down in my career as a PI?
I wondered if the threat was even real.
Was he watching me, tailing me, planning to kill me someday? Or was he just laughing his ass off at my expense?
Of course I had called the cops, but they’d lost interest years ago. After all, I’d never been physically attacked, never even seen my tormentor.
And then my thoughts went to Shelby Cushman again.
I imagined the horror of her last moments and pressed my palms to my eyes. I wanted to remember Shelby alive. I’d once dated her. I used to spend late nights in grungy little improv theaters where she did stand-up, then leave with Shelby by the back door. We broke up because I was me—and Shelby was getting closer to forty. She wanted a family and kids. And so did Andy. To hear them tell it, they were in love from their first date.
Now Shelby was dead and Andy was bereft and alone, and soon to be a murder suspect in the eyes of the LAPD.
I sat up in bed. What the hell was this? Where was I?
The sheets were flowered; there was a fluffy rug beside the bed, and the walls were painted a leafy green. Okay, I got it. I was fine.
I was at Colleen Molloy’s house.
It was a good place to be.
Chapter 10
I WALKED OUT of the bedroom. Colleen was sitting at the kitchen table, her back to me, her head bent over her laptop, studying for her citizenship exam. She’d already drained her mug of tea down to the dregs. Yep, this was a good place to be.
I moved her long, dark, very lovely braid aside and kissed the nape of her neck. She turned, closed her morning glory blue eyes, and lifted her face. I kissed her again. I loved kissing Colleen Molloy, never tired of it.
But did I love Colleen? Truly love her? Sometimes I was sure that I did. But then I wondered if I could love anyone, really love them. Or was I too self-centered, too bruised and battered by my father?
She said, “You could get another hour’s beauty sleep, boy-o.”
I took in the Irish lilt in her voice, the black Irish coloring, and how she smelled of rosewater.
“I’m going to be late for my power coffee with Chief Fescoe.” I gave Colleen another kiss and took her mug to the sink. I rinsed it out with hot water and poured her a fresh “cuppa” from the teapot. I hadn’t completely put the murder out of my mind. But I needed to.
“Watch that someone doesn’t knock seven kinds of lightning out of you,” she said.
“And why would they do that?”
“Because a’ you standing there as naked as a miley goat, telling me you’re leaving to go to work, work, work.”
I laughed, and Colleen finally came into my arms, put her small hands on my ass. I wanted to try and go with it.
“I’m going to bar the door,” she said, giving my cheeks a squeeze. “Seriously, Jack.”
She’d gotten to me already. How did she do that? Zero to rock hard in five seconds.
“You’re a witch,” I said, pulling her robe down from her shoulders. I hoisted her into my arms so that her legs wrapped around my waist, and I pressed her back against the refrigerator door. She squealed at the touch of the cold metal.
Colleen had once told me a joke: “What’s Irish foreplay?”
I gave her the punch