Radical Judaism_ Rethinking God and Tradition - Arthur Green [84]
Let me try to explain this role of the Jew as contrarian by use of a perhaps surprising analogy. My framework here is the old six-day creation story.
Here it was, Friday afternoon. A little while before the sun was to set, God looked around at all He had made, including the animals on the sixth day, and said to His divine Self: “It's not quite enough! Heaven and earth are not quite finished. I need a partner, someone in My own image, someone I can love.” So He made humans, for the sake of love. In order that they not suffer the same terrible loneliness He had known throughout eternity, He made them male and female, along with the incredibly ingenious and delicate mechanism of sexual attraction and love, where the same emotional toolkit would be used both to propagate the species and to express the most sublime of human feelings. Quite a feat!
But then God looked out over all these humans that were about to emerge and got worried. “Gee, they're pretty boring,” He said. “All the same in too many ways. Something about them reminds Me of cattle, with all that breeding and all those generations. Will there be no one who bucks the system? No one to be different? Who will be the leaven in all this dough?” Then the thought came to the exalted divine Mind. “Know what I'll do? I'll count them off, and one in every ten I'll shape the other way round. I'll make them love the same sex instead of the other one! That will create dissonance, contrariness, oddity. Yes, some people will probably hate them. But think how many artists, poets, and philosophers they'll bring forth! They will save My humans from boredom, and someday they'll be blessed by all.”
Just as God was feeling great about His new gay-friendly Self, however, a question arose. “What do you mean by ‘bring forth’?” He asked. “Their reproductive mechanisms won't work, will they? How will they convey this cutting-edge, creative, dissonant culture from one generation to the next? How will they pass it on?”
Just then, Abraham happened to