Realms of Valor - James Lowder [55]
drop out o' yer miserable wage. How'd you like that, eh?“ Forgemaster Inkstain is in. The shop is nothing more than a lean-to slapped onto the side of a teamster's stable. A paper sign, tattered and water-stained, is tacked near the door. The black ink is streaked from the lettering till it runs into the grain of the pine boards. This is not encouraging, but through the gapped boards comes the squeaking rumble of grinding metal that ends in a thickly padded thump. It is as if a host of rusty knights is stumbling about the room. Foxe's puzzled look tells me he, too, is mystified. Inside, the clanking bedlam maintains its thunderous tempo. The source is a squat mass of metal and wood crammed into the center of the shed, surrounded by buckets and bales of rag paper in all colors. Nearby, the dwarven master berates his ogre apprentice from atop a crate. The din has concealed our entrance. The thick, hairy back of the apprentice bends and strains in time with the contraption as his thick, warty arms pull on a long lever that wrenches the grinding gears into the motions. Iron arms rise and fall, metallic claws snatching sheets of foolscap from a stack and pushing them into a mechanical maw. ”Don't push her so hard, you lout! Here, ease off an' grease her up. I'll-“ Forgemaster Inkstain catches sight of us from the corner of his eye. His demeanor instantly changes. ”Gentlemen, I'm favored to have you visit my humble shop,“ the dwarf shouts as he clambers down from his perch. ”I be Forgemaster Inkstain, master printer. Aguul, shut her down, so these gentlemen can hear.“ I am afraid I am rudely gawking, having never dealt much with the dwarves- creatures of the West as they are. The master printer is nothing like the fierce ironlord who commanded the dwarves of King Azoun's army. Truly the name does him justice, for Inkstain seems to be a single blot of ink, all four-and-a-half feet of him. His leather apron and starched linen shirt are a smudgy black. I think his beard is white, though now it is a gray mass tucked into his belt for safety. Only the top of his bald head is undaubed. ”I had her shipped up from the Deep itself,“ the dwarf proudly says, the machine's racket finally stilled. Aguul lumbers off, barely squeezing his way through the door to the stable. ”The deep?“ ”The Deep-Dwarves' Deep, home to me kin an' all that. Now, what can I do fer you gentlemen?“ Foxe intercedes on my behalf, slipping his portly body between us. ”Forgemaster Inkstain, my master is Koja of Khazari, lama of the Red Mountain, emissary of the Tuigan, and grand historian of Yamun Khahan, former emperor of the steppes. He has come to discuss terms for a printing.“ I do not like these titles, but Foxe has already explained the need to impress the dwarf. I thought this would not work, and I am proved correct. Forgemaster Inkstain remains stolidly unimpressed. ”Printin' what?“ I let Foxe negotiate. ”My master is just completing his Observations of the Tuigan Historian, Recording the Life of Yamun Khahan from his Rise to his Death in the Lands of the West, from Notes made for King Azoun of Cormyr."
'Title's kind o' long.“ ”We can call it A History of the Tuigan.“ Foxe concedes too willingly,