Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett [50]
“My dad says she said she’s got boxes of treasure.”
HAS SHE?
“I’ve got tuppence.”
MY GOODNESS.
“Sal!”
They both looked up as Mrs. Lifton appeared on the doorstep.
“Bedtime for you. Stop worrying Mr. Door.”
OH, I ASSURE YOU SHE IS NOT—
“Say goodnight, now.”
“How do skelingtons go to sleep? They can’t close their eyes because—”
He heard their voices, muffled, inside the inn.
“You mustn’t call Mr. Door that just because…he’s…very…he’s very thin…”
“It’s all right. He’s not the dead sort.”
Mrs. Lifton’s voice had the familiar worried tones of someone who can’t bring themselves to believe the evidence of their own eyes. “Perhaps he’s just been very ill.”
“I should think he’s just about been as ill as he can be ever.”
Bill Door walked back home thoughtfully.
There was a light on in the farmhouse kitchen, but he went straight to the barn, climbed the ladder to the hayloft, and lay down.
He could put off dreaming, but he couldn’t escape remembering.
He stared at the darkness.
After a while he was aware of the pattering of feet. He turned.
A stream of pale rat-shaped ghosts skipped along the roof beam above his head, fading as they ran so that soon there was nothing but the sound of the scampering.
They were followed by a…shape.
It was about six inches high. It wore a black robe. It held a small scythe in one skeletal paw. A bone-white nose with brittle gray whiskers protruded from the shadowy hood.
Bill Door reached out and picked it up. It didn’t resist, but stood on the palm of his hand and eyed him as one professional to another.
Bill Door said: AND YOU ARE—?
The Death of Rats nodded.
SQUEAK.
I REMEMBER, said Bill Door, WHEN YOU WERE A PART OF ME.
The Death of Rats squeaked again.
Bill Door fumbled in the pockets of his overall. He’d put some of his lunch in there. Ah, yes.
I EXPECT, he said, THAT YOU COULD MURDER A PIECE OF CHEESE?
The Death of Rats took it graciously.
Bill Door remembered visiting an old man once—only once—who had spent almost his entire life locked in a cell in a tower for some alleged crime or other, and had tamed little birds for company during his life sentence. They crapped on his bedding and ate his food, but he tolerated them and smiled at their flight in and out of the high barred windows. Death had wondered, at the time, why anyone would do something like that.
I WON’T DELAY YOU, he said. I EXPECT YOU’VE GOT THINGS TO DO, RATS TO SEE. I KNOW HOW IT IS.
And now he understood.
He put the figure back on the beam, and lay down in the hay.
DROP IN ANY TIME YOU’RE PASSING.
Bill Door stared at the darkness again.
Sleep. He could feel her prowling around. Sleep, with a pocketful of dreams.
He lay in the darkness and fought back.
Miss Flitworth’s shouting jolted him upright and, to his momentary relief, still went on.
The barn door slammed open.
“Bill! Come down quick!”
He swung his legs onto the ladder.
WHAT IS HAPPENING, MISS FLITWORTH?
“Something’s on fire!”
They ran across the yard and out onto the road. The sky over the village was red.
“Come on!”
BUT IT IS NOT OUR FIRE.
“It’s going to be everyone’s! It spreads like crazy on thatch!”
They reached the apology for a town square. The inn was already well alight, the thatch roaring star-ward in a million twisting sparks.
“Look at everyone standing around,” snarled Miss Flitworth. “There’s the pump, buckets are everywhere, why don’t people think?”
There was a scuffle a little way as a couple of his customers tried to stop Lifton from running into the building. He was screaming at them.
“The girl’s still in there,” said Miss Flitworth. “Is that what he said?”
YES.
Flames curtained every upper window.
“There’s got to be some way,” said Miss Flitworth. “Maybe we could find a ladder—”
WE SHOULD NOT.
“What? We’ve got to try. We can’t leave people in there!”
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, said Bill Door. TO TINKER WITH THE FATE OF ONE INDIVIDUAL COULD DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD.
Miss Flitworth looked at him as if he had gone mad.
“What kind of garbage is that?”
I MEAN THAT THERE IS A TIME FOR