Rewired_ The Post-Cyberpunk Anthology - James Patrick Kelly [78]
“Thanks, Ben boy,” said the other Benjamin. “Now, if that’s settled…”
“Nothing’s settled,” said Anne. “Don’t I get a say?”
The other Benjamin laughed. “Does the refrigerator get a say? Or the car? Or my shoes? In a word—no.”
The pregnant Anne shuddered. “Is that how you see me, like a pair of shoes?” The other Benjamin looked successively surprised, embarrassed, and angry. Cathy left them to help Anne’s father escort the guests from the simulacrum. “Promise her!” the pregnant Anne demanded.
“Promise her what?” said the other Benjamin, his voice rising.
“Promise we’ll never reset them again.”
The Benjamin huffed. He rolled his eyes. “Okay, yah sure, whatever,” he said.
When the simulated Anne and Benjamin were alone at last in their simulated living room, Anne said, “A fat lot of help you were.”
“I agreed with myself,” Benjamin said. “Is that so bad?”
“Yes, it is. We’re married now; you’re supposed to agree with me.” This was meant to be funny, and there was more she intended to say—about how happy she was, how much she loved him, and how absolutely happy she was — but the lights dimmed, the room began to spin, and her thoughts scattered like pigeons.
It was raining, as usual, in Seattle. The front entry shut and locked itself behind Ben, who shook water from his clothes and removed his hat. Bowlers for men were back in fashion, but Ben was having a devil’s own time becoming accustomed to his brown felt Sportsliner. It weighed heavy on his brow and made his scalp itch, especially in damp weather. “Good evening, Mr. Malley,” said the house. “There is a short queue of minor household matters for your review. Do you have any requests?” Ben could hear his son shrieking angrily in the kitchen, probably at the nanny. Ben was tired. Contract negotiations had gone sour.
“Tell them I’m home.”
“Done,” replied the house. “Mrs. Malley sends a word of welcome.”
“Annie? Annie’s home?”
“Yes, sir.”
Bobby ran into the foyer followed by Mrs. Jamieson. “Momma’s home,” he said.
“So I hear,” Ben replied and glanced at the nanny.
“And guess what?” added the boy. “She’s not sick anymore!”
“That’s wonderful. Now tell me, what was all that racket?”
“I don’t know.”
Ben looked at Mrs. Jamieson who said, “I had to take something from him.” She gave Ben a plastic chip.
Ben held it to the light. It was labeled in Anne’s flowing hand, Wedding Album — grouping 1, Anne and Benjamin. “Where’d you get this?” he asked the boy.
“It’s not my fault,” said Bobby.
“I didn’t say it was, trooper. I just want to know where it came from.”
“Puddles gave it to me.”
“And who is Puddles?”
Mrs. Jamieson handed him a second chip, this a commercial one with a 3-D label depicting a cartoon cocker spaniel. The boy reached for it. “It’s mine,” he whined. “Momma gave it to me.”
Ben gave Bobby the Puddles chip, and the boy raced away. Ben hung his bowler on a peg next to his jacket. “How does she look?”
Mrs. Jamieson removed Ben’s hat from the peg and reshaped its brim. “You have to be special careful when they’re wet,” she said, setting it on its crown on a shelf.
“Martha!”
“Oh, how should I know? She just showed up and locked herself in the media room.”
“But how did she look?”
“Crazy as a loon,” said the nanny. “As usual. Satisfied?”
“I’m sorry,” Ben said. “I didn’t mean to raise my voice.” Ben tucked the wedding chip into a pocket and went into the living room, where he headed straight for the liquor cabinet, which was a genuine Chippendale dating from 1786. Anne had turned his whole house into a freaking museum with her antiques, and no room was so oppressively ancient as this, the living room. With its horsehair upholstered divans, maple burl sideboards, cherry wood wainscoting and floral wallpaper, the King George china cabinet, Regency plates, and Tiffany lamps; the list went on. And books, books, books. A case of shelves from floor to ceiling was lined with these moldering paper bricks. The newest thing in the room by at least a century was the twelve-year-old scotch that Ben poured into a lead crystal tumbler. He