Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch [89]
We ordered a beer while we waited, and Nightingale asked me how my diplomatic efforts were progressing. ‘Leaving aside your little contretemps with Tyburn.’
I told him about the visit to Oxley’s river and Beverley’s response. I left out the whole wanting-to-jump-in-myself aspect of the visit. I said that I’d thought it had gone well, and had established that there was a mutual connection between the two sides. ‘It’s something we can build on,’ I said.
‘Conflict resolution,’ said Nightingale. ‘Is this what they teach at Hendon these days?’
‘Yes sir,’ I said. ‘But don’t worry, they also teach us how to beat people with phone books and the ten best ways to plant evidence.’
‘It’s good to see the old craft skills are being kept up,’ said Nightingale.
I sipped my beer. ‘Tyburn’s not a big fan of the old ways,’ I said.
‘Peter,’ he said. ‘Of all of Mother Thames’s children you had to pick a fight with Lady Ty.’ He waved his fork. ‘That is why we do not throw magic around until we are trained.’
‘What was I supposed to do?’
‘You could have talked your way out of it,’ he said. ‘What do you think Ty is – a gangster? Did you think she was going to “plug a cap” in your head? She pushed you to see where you’d go and you blew up.’
We ate our curries for a while. He was right – I’d panicked.
‘It’s “popped a cap in my ass”,’ I said. ‘Not plugged – popped.’
‘Ah,’ said Nightingale.
‘You don’t seem that worried about it, sir,’ I said. ‘The Lady Ty business.’
Nightingale finished a mouthful of lamb and said, ‘Peter, we’re about to offer ourselves up as Judas goats to a powerful revenant spirit who’s killed more than ten people that we know of.’ He dug into his rice. ‘I’m not going to worry about Lady Ty until after we’ve lived through that.’
‘If I remember rightly,’ I said, ‘I’m the Judas goat, the “constable” in this scenario. And considering that it’s my backside hanging out in the air, sir, are you sure you can track him?’
‘Nothing is certain, Peter,’ he said. ‘But I’ll do my best.’
‘And if we can’t run him into his grave?’ I asked. ‘Do we have a plan B?’
‘Molly can do haemomancy,’ said Nightingale. ‘It’s very impressive.’
I sorted through my slim store of Greek. ‘Divination through the agency of blood?’
Nightingale chewed thoughtfully and swallowed. ‘Perhaps that’s not the best term for it,’ he said. ‘Molly can help you extend your sense of vestigia out some distance.’
‘How far out?’
‘Two to three miles,’ said Nightingale. ‘I only did it the once, so it’s hard to tell.’
‘What was it like?’
‘Like stepping into a world of ghosts,’ said Nightingale. ‘It may even be the world of ghosts for all I know. It might be possible to find Henry Pyke that way.’
‘Why can’t we do it that way now?’ I asked.
‘Because the odds are five to one against you surviving the experience,’ said Nightingale.
‘So, yeah,’ I said. ‘Probably best not to do it that way now, then.’
If my profession – that’s thief catcher, not wizard – could be said to have started anywhere in London, then it started in Bow Street with Henry Fielding, magistrate, satirical author and founder of what came to be known as the Bow Street Runners. His house was right next door to the Royal Opera House, back when it was just the Theatre Royal and Macklin was supplementing his gin-running activities with a bit of acting on the side. I know all this because Channel 4 did a TV drama about it starring the bloke who played the Emperor in the Star Wars films. When Henry Fielding died, his position as magistrate was taken by his blind younger brother John, who strengthened the Bow Street Runners further but evidently not to the point where they could stop Macklin beating Henry Pyke to death practically on their doorstep. No wonder Henry was pissed off. I know I would be.
It became London’s first true police station, and in the nineteenth century it moved across the road and became the Bow Street Magistrates Court – probably the most famous court in Britain