Sirens of Titan - Kurt Vonnegut [96]
"If anybody ever expects to use me again in some tremendous scheme of his," said Constant, "he is in for one big disappointment. He will be a lot better off trying to get a rise out of one of these statues."
He spat again.
"As far as I’m concerned," said Constant, "the Universe is a junk yard, with everything in it overpriced. I am through poking around in the junk heaps, looking for bargains. Every so-called bargain," said Constant, "has been connected by fine wires to a dynamite bouquet." He spat again.
"I resign," said Constant.
"I withdraw," said Constant.
"I quit," said Constant.
Constant’s little family agreed without enthusiasm. Constant’s brave speech was stale stuff. He had delivered it many times during the seventeen-month voyage from Earth to Titan—and it was, after all, a routine philosophy for all Martian veterans.
Constant wasn’t really speaking to his family anyway. He was speaking loudly, so his voice would carry some distance into the forest of statuary and over the Winston Sea. He was making a policy statement for the benefit of Rumfoord or anybody else who might be lurking near by.
"We have taken part for the last time," said Constant loudly, "in experiments and fights and festivals we don’t like or understand!"
" ’Understand—’ " came an echo from the wall of a palace on an island two hundred yards offshore. The palace was, of course, Dun Roamin, Rumfoord’s Taj Mahal. Constant wasn’t surprised to see the palace out there. He had seen it when he disembarked from his space ship, had seen it shining out there like St. Augustine’s City of God.
"What happens next?" Constant asked the echo. "All the statues come to life?"
" ’Life?’ " said the echo.
"It’s an echo," said Beatrice.
"I know it’s an echo," said Constant.
"I didn’t know if you knew it was an echo or not," said Beatrice. She was distant and polite. She had been extremely decent to Constant, blaming him for nothing, expecting nothing from him. A less aristocratic woman might have put him through hell, blaming him for everything and demanding miracles.
There had been no love-making during the voyage. Neither Constant nor Beatrice had been interested. Martian veterans never were.
Inevitably, the long voyage had drawn Constant closer to his mate and child—closer than they had been on the gilded system of catwalks, ramps, ladders, pulpits, steps, and stages in Newport. But the only love in the family unit was still the love between young Chrono and Beatrice. Other than the love between mother and son there was only politeness, glum compassion, and suppressed indignation at having been forced to be a family at all.
"Oh, my—" said Constant, "life is funny when you stop to think of it."
Young Chrono did not smile when his father said life was funny.
Young Chrono was the member of the family least in a position to think life was funny. Beatrice and Constant, after all, could laugh bitterly at the wild incidents they had survived. But young Chrono couldn’t laugh with them, because he himself was a wild incident.
Small wonder that young Chrono’s chief treasures were a good-luck piece and a switchblade knife.
Young Chrono now drew his switchblade knife, flicked open the blade nonchalantly. His eyes narrowed. He was preparing to kill, if killing should become necessary. He was looking in the direction of a gilded rowboat that had put out from the palace on the island.
It was being rowed by a tangerine-colored creature. The oarsman was, of course, Salo. He was bringing the boat in order to transport the family back to the palace. Salo was a bad oarsman, never having rowed before. He grasped the oars with his suction-cup feet.
He had one advantage over human oarsmen, in that he had an eye in the back of his head.
Young Chrono flashed light into Old Salo’s eye, flashed