Six Bad Things_ A Novel - Charlie Huston [113]
—That was hairy back at that chick’s house, dude. Seriously, I didn’t know what the play was gonna be, but when your dude showed up with his huge dog? That was whack. What kind of dog was that?
—English Mastiff.
—Dude, that was a big dog.
—Sid?
He puts his right foot up on the sink.
—Dude?
—Why did you kill Rolf?
He starts to unlace his moccasin.
—Dude.
He pulls off the moccasin, switches feet, and starts to unlace the other one.
—He was being a dick.
He pulls off the other moc and stands there, looking at it and fiddling with the laces.
—He was, you know, pretty cool to me and my sis when I was a kid. And it was cool when I visited him in Mexico that time. And I thought it was awesome when he showed up and asked me for help. But. Shaaaw! All he was about was getting paid and getting high. And I started remembering things? Like, how, when he was hooking up with my sis, how he used to like to pick on me and be all Mr. Cool, like he always knew everything. And. And nothing was, like, real to him. Like, he wanted to kill you, right? After. After you left us in the desert, all he could talk about was how we’d find you and then get your money and then I was supposed to kill you? But. Dude. I. I didn’t want to. I mean. Dude, I was pretty, I don’t know, hurt by that, you splitting. But I understood. And even after you blew us off again and Rolf was all, OK, that’s it, his ass is dead and fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck, and all. Even then? I kind of had an idea of what you’re about and why you had to leave us.
He strips off his pants. Standing there in his Fruit of the Looms, looking like the skinny kid he is.
—I mean, it’s like. I meant what I said before, about being a fan. And. More than that? A, like, a admirer? And I also felt like I understood, because you’re like, all about survival, and I get that. Like, you’re all, Whatever I have to do to stay alive I’ll do it and fuck everybody else. And that makes total sense to me, and what Rolf was about didn’t. Make sense. And I didn’t want to kill you. Because. Because it seemed like being with you was real and honest, and being with Rolf was a lie. And I just want to lead a real life and do real things that affect people and change things. And then. Dude. While we were driving around? He was treating me like I did something wrong. He was all, Where were you and why didn’t you shoot him and what’s wrong with you? And at the hotel back there? He was, he was being such a dick. He was doing shit just like my dad used to do to me. Picking. Asking questions that he so already knew the answer to. Like to make himself feel big. And it totally doesn’t matter what you say because he’s gonna beat the shit out of you no matter what. I know all about that game and. And.
He rubs his eyes.
—And, I guess, I just realized that Rolf was full of shit, and you’re not. So I shot him.
He pulls off his underwear.
—Sit on your hands.
I sit on my hands. He picks up the gun and pulls the bath curtain open and steps onto the mat between the toilet and the edge of the tub. Still facing me he reaches back and twists the hot water knob. The pipes wheeze and gurgle and spit a jet of scalding water onto his arm, shoulder, and neck.
He flinches away from the water, turning his head, and I kick him above the knee. His feet skid on the bath mat and he tumbles into the tub, clunking his head on the tile and falling into the stream of boiling water.
—Fuck! Fuuuuck!
He still has the gun. He’s flopped in the tub sideways, his legs hanging out over the rim, blood starting to well from the cut on his forehead where he smacked it. He’s trying to draw a bead on me and get out of the way of the scorching water. His skin is already turning bright red.
I drop from the toilet seat onto the floor as he pulls the trigger, exploding the toilet tank. He kicks at me as I reach through the billowing