Snobbery With Violence - M. C. Beaton [21]
“Very good. Oh, Mr. Jarvis?”
“My lady?”
“I believe Captain Cathcart is with us, but so far I have not seen him. Where is he?”
“To my knowledge, he is working in a downstairs room in the east wing.”
“At what?”
“I am afraid I could not say.”
Curiosity sent Rose on a search of the east wing. It had been added on to the main Tudor building in the days of Queen Anne. It was usually where the guests were housed when the earl and countess held a party.
She found the captain in a little-used room at the end of a corridor on the ground floor.
“Don’t you ever knock?” he asked angrily, when she walked in on him.
“You forget. This is my home. I have no need to knock. I see you have a quantity of sticks of dynamite. Are you going to blow up the king?”
“No, I am going to create a couple of explosions. I have already written several anonymous letters to the newspapers warning them of a Bolshevik plot against the king.”
“The Bolsheviks do not advocate terrorism. It was in their manifesto.”
“Didn’t stop them killing Tsar Alexander the Second.”
“That was the last century. That was the Nihilists. The Bolsheviks have eschewed terrorism in their new manifesto.”
“Well, according to me, they haven’t. Now, if there is nothing else ...”
“Just one thing. You should wear gloves.”
“I did not know there was a drawing-room etiquette to deal with dynamite.”
“You must be careful of sweating.”
“My dear goose, I am as cool as cucumber sandwiches.”
“I didn’t mean you. I mean the dynamite. Sweating is a problem with nitro-glycerine material. If it gets absorbed through your skin, you will get a nitro-glycerine headache.”
Harry, who had been kneeling on the floor, beside the cases of dynamite and percussion caps, rose to his feet. “Has it never occurred to you, Lady Rose, that your knowledge is unwomanly?”
“Not in the least. I see you are as stupid and old-fashioned as the other men in society. You would feel more comfortable were my conversation limited to discussion of the latest Nell Gwyn hat, the Camille Clifford coiffure, the Billie Burke shoes and the Trilby overcoat. Good day to you.”
I hope she never marries, thought Harry savagely, or her husband will wring her neck. But he put on a pair of gloves.
He decided to go for a walk in the afternoon. The sound of voices came from the paddock at the back of the stables. He walked over and leaned on the fence. Rose was giving Daisy riding lessons. At first he did not recognize the chorus girl. Her face was free of paint and she was wearing a chic riding outfit which Rose had ordered for her from John Barker of Kensington for the princely sum of one hundred and five shillings. It had a tightly cut bodice, lightly boned to the waist, and the skirt was cut to accommodate the right knee when mounting side-saddle. Over the bodice went a very tight waistcoat.
“That’s right,” Rose was saying. “Stand on the mounting block. Oh, I nearly forgot. You must unbutton your waistcoat first. Never mount when buttoned up or the buttons will pop and fly all over the place.”
Daisy put a foot in the stirrup, grasped the pommel, heaved herself up and went straight over the other side. Rose gave an exclamation of dismay.
She rushed to help Daisy up and then both girls burst out laughing. Harry moved away, puzzled. What on earth was that little chorus girl doing with Lady Rose?
Up until that day, he had dined separately in the quarters he had set up in the east wing. He decided it was time he joined the family, and when he returned to the house he sent a note by a footman to say he would be pleased to join the earl and his family for dinner that evening.
Because of Rose’s disgrace, he expected there to be only himself as a guest. But the little earl was popular and had lately found courage to send out a few invitations. There were three guests other than Harry: the Marquess and Marchioness of Hedley, the rector, Mr. Busy, and a faded cousin of Lady Polly’s.
The marquess was a jovial man who liked to model himself on King Edward. He was heavy-set and heavy-bearded. His marchioness was a timid, crushed