Sookie Stackhouse Boxed Set (Books 1-8) - Charlaine Harris [216]
“I’d never shoot a dog,” he said, sounding genuinely shocked.
“Oh, but me, it’s okay,” I said bitterly.
The collie padded over to where we were standing. I wondered what was on Sam’s mind. I wondered if he retained much human thinking while he was in his favorite form. I rolled my eyes toward the gun, and Sam/ Dean’s eyes followed mine, but how much comprehension was in there, I just couldn’t estimate.
The collie began to growl. His teeth were bared and he was glaring at the gun.
“Back up, dog,” Andy said, annoyed.
If I could just hold Andy still for a minute, the vampires could get him. I tried to work out all the moves in my mind. I’d have to grab his gun hand with both of my hands and force it up. But with Andy holding me out from him like this, that wasn’t going to be easy.
“No, sweetheart,” Bill said.
My eyes flashed over to him. I was considerably startled. Bill’s eyes moved from my face to behind Andy. I could take a hint.
“Oh, who is being held like a little cub?” inquired a voice behind Andy.
Oh, this was just peachy.
“It is my messenger!” The maenad sauntered around Andy in a wide circle and came to stand to his right, a few feet before him. She was not between Andy and the group on the deck. She was clean tonight, and wearing nothing at all. I guessed she and Sam had been out in the woods making whoopee, before they heard the crowd. Her black hair fell in a tangled mass all the way to her hips. She didn’t seem cold. The rest of us (except the vampires) were definitely feeling the nip in the air. We’d come dressed for an orgy, not an outdoors party.
“Hello, messenger,” the maenad said to me. “I forgot to introduce myself last time, my canine friend reminds me. I am Callisto.”
“Miss Callisto,” I said, since I had no idea what to call her. I would have nodded, but Andy had hold of my neck. It was sure beginning to hurt.
“Who is this stalwart brave gripping you?” Callisto moved a little closer.
I had no idea what Andy looked like, but everyone on the deck was enthralled and terrified, Eric and Bill excepted. They were easing back, away from the humans. This wasn’t good.
“This is Andy Bellefleur,” I croaked. “He has a problem.”
I could tell from the way my skin crawled that the maenad had eased forward a little.
“You have never seen anything like me, have you?” she said to Andy.
“No,” Andy admitted. He sounded dazed.
“Am I beautiful?”
“Yes,” he said, without hesitation.
“Do I deserve tribute?”
“Yes,” he said.
“I love drunkenness, and you are very drunk,” Callisto said happily. “I love pleasures of the flesh, and these people are full of lust. This is my kind of place.”
“Oh, good,” Andy said uncertainly. “But one of these people is a murderer, and I need to know which.”
“Not just one,” I muttered. Reminded I was on the end of his arm, Andy shook me again. I was getting really tired of this.
The maenad had gotten close enough now to touch me. She gently stroked my face, and I smelled earth and wine on her fingers.
“You are not drunk,” she observed.
“No, ma’am.”
“And you have not had the pleasures of the flesh this evening.”
“Oh, just give me time,” I said.
She laughed. It was a high, whooping laugh. It went on and on.
Andy’s grip loosened, as he grew more and more disconcerted by the maenad’s nearness. I don’t know what the people on the deck thought they saw. But Andy knew he was seeing a creature of the night. He let go of me, quite suddenly.
“Come on up here, new girl,” called Mike Spencer. “Let’s have a look at you.”
I was on a heap on the ground by Dean, who was licking my face enthusiastically. From that point of view, I could see the maenad’s arm snake around Andy’s waist. Andy transferred his gun to his left hand so he could return the compliment.
“Now, what did you want to know?” she asked Andy. Her voice was calm and reasonable. She idly waved the long wand with the tuft on the end. It was called a thyrsis; I’d looked maenad up in the encyclopedia. Now I could die educated.
“One of those people killed a man named Lafayette, and I want to know which