Sookie Stackhouse Boxed Set (Books 1-8) - Charlaine Harris [803]
“Can we do that right now?” I asked, smiling sweetly.
“Well, I can’t leave the counter right now. There’s no one else here to watch the store if I have to go to the back. But if you’ll come to look tonight after my replacement gets here”—she cast a very pointed glance at Barry, to make sure I realized I need not come—“I’ll let you have a peek.”
“What time?” Barry said, rather reluctantly.
“Shall we say seven? I get off right after that.”
Barry didn’t touch the hint, but he agreed to be back at seven.
“Thanks, Barry,” I said as we buckled up again. “You’re really helping me out.” I called the hotel and left a message for the queen and Andre, explaining where I was and what I was doing, so they wouldn’t get mad when I wasn’t at their disposal the moment they woke, which should be very soon. After all, I was following Eric’s orders.
“You gotta come in with me,” Barry said. “I’m not seeing that woman by myself. She’ll eat me alive. That was the War of Northern Aggression, for sure.”
“Okay. I’ll stay out in the car, and you can yell to me from your head if she climbs on top of you.”
“It’s a deal.”
To fill the time, we had a cup of coffee and some cake at a bakery. It was great. My grandmother had always believed that northern women couldn’t cook. It was delightful to find out exactly how untrue that conviction had been. My appetite was also delightful. It was a continuing relief to find that I was just as hungry as I normally was. Nothing vampy about me, no sir!
After we filled up the tank and checked our route back to the Pyramid, it was finally time to return to the archery range to talk to Copper. The sky was full dark, and the city glowed with light. I felt sort of urban and glamorous, driving around such a large and famous city. And I’d been given a task and performed it successfully. No country mouse, me.
My feeling of happiness and superiority didn’t last long.
Our first clue that all was not well at the Monteagle Archery Company was the heavy metal door hanging askew.
“Shit,” said Barry, which summed up my feelings in a nutshell.
We got out—very reluctantly—and, with many glances from side to side, we went up to the door to examine it.
“Blown or ripped?” I said.
Barry knelt on the gravel to have a closer look.
“I’m no 007,” he said, “but I think this was ripped off.”
I looked at the door doubtfully. But when I bent over to look more closely, I saw the twisted metal of the hinges. Chalk one up for Barry.
“Okay,” I said. Here’s the part where we actually have to go in.
Barry’s jaw tightened. Yeah, he said, but he didn’t sound too sure. Barry was definitely not into violence or confrontations. Barry was into money, and he had the best-paying employer. Right now, he was wondering if any amount of money would be enough to compensate for this, and he was thinking if he weren’t with a woman, he’d just get in the car and drive away.
Sometimes male pride can be a good thing. I sure didn’t want to do this by myself.
I shoved the door, which responded in a spectacular way by falling off its hinges and crashing to the gravel.
“Hi, we’re here,” Barry said weakly. “Anyone who didn’t know before . . .”
After the noise had stopped and nothing had leaped out of the building to eat us, Barry and I straightened up from our instinctive crouching positions. I took a deep breath. This was my task, since this had been my errand. I stepped into the stream of light coming from the empty doorway. I took one big step forward over the threshold of the building. A quick scan hadn’t given me a brain signal, so I pretty much figured what I was going to find.
Oh, yeah, Copper was dead. She was on top of the counter, laid out in a sprawl of limbs, her head canting off to one side. There was a knife protruding from her chest. Someone had