Soul Music - Terry Pratchett [62]
There was a brief angry chord as Ridcully pulled the beer mat off the mug and upended it quickly into the flask. Mad Drongo Adrian slammed the lid down, in total terror of the Archchancellor.
And then they could hear it…a persistent faint beat, rebounding off the inner walls of the glass flask.
The students peered in at it.
There was something in there. A sort of movement in the air…
“I trapped it in the Drum last night.”
“That’s not possible,” said Ponder. “You can’t trap music.”
“That isn’t Klatchian mist, lad.”
“It’s been in that mug since last night?” said Ponder.
“Yes.”
“But that’s not possible!”
Ponder looked absolutely crestfallen. There are some people born with the instinctive feeling that the universe is solvable.
Ridcully patted him on the shoulder.
“You never thought that being a wizard was going to be easy, did you?”
Ponder stared at the jar, and then his mouth snapped into a thin line of determination.
“Right! We’re going to sort this out! It must be something to do with the frequency! That’s right! Tez the Terrible, get the crystal ball! Skazz, fetch the roll of steel wire! It must be the frequency!”
The Band With Rocks In slept the night away in a single males’ hostel in an alley off Gleam Street, a fact that would have interested the four enforcers of the Musicians’ Guild sitting outside a piano-shaped hole in Phedre Road.
Susan strode through the rooms of Death, seething gently with anger and just a touch of fear, which only made the anger worse.
How could anyone even think like that? How could anyone be content to just be the personification of a blind force? Well, there were going to be changes…
Her father had tried to change things, she knew. But only because he was, well, quite frankly, a bit soppy.
He’d been made a duke by Queen Keli of Sto Lat. Susan knew what the title was supposed to mean; it was supposed to mean “war leader.” But her father never fought anyone. She’d never seen him with a sword. He just spent all his time traveling from one wretched city-state to another, talking to people and trying to get them to talk to other people. He’d never killed anyone, although he might have talked a few politicians to death. That didn’t seem to be much of a job for a war leader. Admittedly there didn’t seem to be all the little wars there used to be, but it was…well…not a proud kind of life.
She walked through the hall of lifetimers. Even those on the highest shelves rattled gently as she passed.
She’d save lives. The good could be spared, and the bad could die young. It would all balance up, too. She’d show him. As for responsibility, well…humans always made changes. That was what being human was all about.
Susan opened another door and stepped into the library.
It was a room even bigger than the hall of lifetimers. Bookcases rose like cliffs; a haze obscured the ceiling.
But of course it’d be childish, she told herself, to think that she could go in waving the scythe like a magic wand and turn the world into a better place overnight. It might take some time. So she should start in a small way and work up.
She held out a hand.
“I’m not going to do the voice,” she said. “That’s just unnecessary drama and really a bit stupid. I just want the book of Imp y Celyn, thank you very much.”
Around her the busyness of the library went on. Millions of books quietly carried on writing themselves, causing a rustle like that of cockroaches.
She remembered sitting on a knee or, rather, sitting on a cushion on a knee, because the knee itself had been out of the question. Watching a bony finger follow the letters as they formed on the page. She’d learned to read her own life—
“I’m waiting,” said Susan meaningfully.
She clenched her fists.
IMP Y CELYN, she said.
The book appeared in front of her. She just managed to catch it before it fluttered to the floor.
“Thank you,” she said.
She flicked through the pages of his life until she came to the last one, and stared. Then she