Star Wars_ Darth Maul 02_ Shadow Hunter - Michael Reaves [25]
“All right, all right!” Lorn sat up, cradling his aching head in his hands, and glared at the droid. “You’ve had your fun. Now make it go away.”
The droid feigned polite incomprehension. “Make it go away? I’m just a lowly droid, how could I possibly—”
“Do it—or I’ll reprogram your cognitive module with Bilk’s blaster.”
I-Five gave a remarkably humanlike sigh. “Of course. I live to serve.” The droid paused for a moment; then there issued from his vocabulator a low trilling tone. It warbled up and down the scale, seeming to resonate in the small cubicle.
Lorn sat on the bed and let the sound wash over him, let it reverberate in his head. After a few minutes the headache began to lessen its iron grip, as did his nausea and general malaise. He wasn’t sure exactly how the wordless song of the droid accomplished it, but something about the vibrations made it the best hangover cure he had ever come across. But no cure comes without a price, and Lorn knew that the price of this one would be having to put up with I-Five’s smug superiority for most of the day.
It was still worth it. When I-Five finally let the sound trail off, Lorn felt remarkably better. He wouldn’t be doing any zero-g calisthenics at the null-grav spa over at Trantor Center today, but at least he could think of doing them someday soon without feeling like throwing up.
He looked at I-Five and found himself wondering once again how a droid with only one fixed facial expression and limited body language could manage to look so disapproving.
“And are we all better now?” I-Five inquired with mock solicitousness.
“Let’s just say I’m willing to hold off on that reprogramming—for today at least.” Lorn stood up, somewhat carefully, as his head still felt like it might topple off his neck if he moved too quickly.
“Your gratitude overwhelms me.”
“And your sarcasm underwhelms me.” Lorn went into the refresher, splashed cold water on his face, and ran an ultrasound cleaner over his teeth. “I might actually be able to be in the same room with some food,” he said as he came out.
“Time enough for that. First I think you should have a look at these messages that came in while you were comatose.”
“What messages?” It was too much to hope that Zippa had decided to sell him the Holocron after all. Nevertheless, he knew I-Five wouldn’t have bothered keeping the communication unless it was important.
“These messages,” the droid replied patiently, and activated the message unit.
A flickering image of an enormous, blubbery body formed in midair over the unit. Lorn recognized Yanth the Hutt.
“Lorn,” the image said in a deep voice, “I thought we were going to meet sometime today, to discuss a certain Holocron you wished me to look at. It’s not polite to keep buyers waiting, you know.”
The image dissolved. “Thanks,” Lorn said to I-Five. “If you’re not too busy later, I’ve got a scraped knuckle you could rub some salt into.”
“I think your attitude may change when you see the next message.”
The second image materialized above the projector. It wasn’t Zippa or Yanth; that much was immediately evident. After a moment Lorn recognized the species—a Neimoidian. That in itself was surprising; the masters of the Trade Federation were rarely seen on Coruscant, given the current strained relationship between their organization and the Republic Senate.
The Neimoidian glanced around furtively before leaning in close and speaking softly. “Lorn Pavan—your name was mentioned to me as someone who can be … discreet in handling sensitive information,” he said in the gurgling tones of his kind. “I wish to discuss a matter that could be very profitable to both of us. If you are interested, meet me at the Dewback Inn at 0900. Tell no one of this.” The three-dimensional image winked out.
“Play it again,” Lorn said.
I-Five complied, and