Teeth_ Vampire Tales - Ellen Datlow [58]
Joel jumped onto the couch and backflipped off it, narrowly missing the coffee table. “Can a forty-year-old do that? You can’t seriously want to get old.”
“I don’t want to get old. But I do get tired of this stuff. This life. I’ve been doing it for seventy years. If they’d waited till I was twenty-one, at least. Twenty-one is a much easier age than nineteen. I could have found real jobs.”
“Twenty-one is old,” Joel said. “Who wants to be old? You might as well be, though. You’re sad and boring. Both things.” He walked away, as so many did. She’d see him around, but they were done with a relationship.
She knew that human boys were like that as well, sudden in their decisions, uncaring about softening the blow. But they grew up, became men. Learned how to care, be thoughtful. She’d watched it in Ken; seen him learn to love his wife, Sonia, and his children. All of them cared about one another and many other things.
She’d first met Ken fifty years earlier. She was out hunting with a group (she’d been a vampire twenty years, and the group constantly changed but essentially stayed the same), and they’d targeted a young, juicy man, sitting alone in a bar. Stools on either side of him empty, but the rest of the room full.
“You go,” one of the gang had insisted to Claudia. “You haven’t pulled one for a while.” Claudia hated this, the seduction of a victim. She hated the way they all fed off the same veins, the same blood. But she knew she had to join in or they might tear her apart.
She’d sat down by the lonely man. He’d looked around, as if surprised. “Is it okay if I sit here?” she’d asked.
He’d nodded. Speechless, she thought, at the idea that someone was talking to him. She felt terrible pity for him, glad his life was almost over.
She ordered a Coca-Cola; she didn’t want the barman asking for ID. Even in the ’60s they didn’t like letting minors get drunk.
“Seems quiet tonight,” she said. She was really bad at this. “You meeting anyone?” She had to find out if anyone would miss him for a while.
“No. No. Just came out because the apartment gets too quiet sometimes. So what’s your name? I’m Ken.”
“Claudia.” She didn’t want to know his name. “So you live alone?”
He didn’t answer.
“What do you do, then?”
“Work in the coroner’s office.”
“With dead bodies?”
“Yes, with dead bodies.” He said it angrily, as if ready for what would come next. It must have happened many times. People walking away in disgust.
“Cool,” she said. “Do you get to touch them?”
Ken took a sip of his beer. Didn’t speak.
“Do you touch the dead bodies?” Claudia asked again. It seemed important.
“Yeah, I touch them. I mostly do paperwork, though. Lists and things.”
“Oh.”
“But I do get to touch them. Have you ever touched one?” She could see him getting excited, thinking he might have found the right girl.
“I have.” Then something he said sparked. “What sort of lists do you mean?”
“I’m not supposed to talk about it. People aren’t supposed to know.”
She leaned closer. Across the room, the vampires were getting impatient, bored with her. Good. Let them find their own victim. “What sort of lists?”
“We keep a list of the terminally ill. Just so we can be forewarned. So the coroner can plan ahead. But people think it sounds bad, so we don’t really talk about it.”
She felt something like excitement growing.
“People on the list are going to die, no doubt? They are definitely going to die?”
“There’s little doubt, according to their doctors.”
She liked him for not saying, “We’re all going to die.”
“Can we go see some dead bodies?” she said. “I’d like that.”
She took his hand and led him past the vampire table on the way, and she shook her head at them, bent over to her boyfriend of the time (what was his name? She could barely remember his face), and whispered, “Leave this guy. Lives with his mother. Too much trouble.”
“Where are you going then?” her boyfriend asked. She knew he didn’t care.
“I’ll be back. Eat without me.”
The group of them physically