The Accidental Tourist - Anne Tyler [52]
“Is something wrong?” he asked.
He was nearly whispering. Maybe Rose understood, from that, who it was, for she suddenly began an animated conversation with the others. Sarah said, “What? I can’t hear you.”
“Is everything all right?”
“Who’s that talking?”
“Julian’s here.”
“Oh, Julian! Give him my love. How’s Sukie?”
“Sukie?”
“His boat, Macon.”
“It’s fine,” he said. Or should he have said “she”? For all he knew, Sukie was at the bottom of the Chesapeake.
“I called because I thought we should talk,” Sarah said. “I was hoping we could meet for supper some night.”
“Oh. Well. Yes, we could do that,” Macon said.
“Would tomorrow be all right?”
“Certainly.”
“What restaurant?”
“Well, why not the Old Bay,” Macon said.
“The Old Bay. Of course,” Sarah said. She either sighed or laughed, he wasn’t sure which.
“It’s only because you could walk there,” he told her. “That’s the only reason I suggested it.”
“Yes, well, let’s see. You like to eat early; shall we say six o’clock?”
“Six will be fine,” he said.
When he hung up, he found Rose embarked on a discussion of the English language. She pretended not to notice he had rejoined them. It was shocking, she was saying, how sloppy everyday speech had become. How the world seemed bound and determined to say “the hoi polloi,” a clear redundancy in view of the fact that “hoi” was an article. How “chauvinist” had come to be a shorthand term for “male chauvinist,” its original meaning sadly lost to common knowledge. It was incredible, Charles chimed in, that a female movie star traveled “incognito” when any fool should know she was “incognita” instead. Julian appeared to share their indignation. It was more incredible still, he said, how everyone slung around the word “incredible” when really there was very little on earth that truly defied credibility. “Credence,” Macon corrected him, but Rose rushed in as if Macon hadn’t spoken. “Oh, I know just what you mean,” she told Julian. “Words are getting devalued, isn’t that right?” She tugged handfuls of her gray tube skirt over her knees in a childlike gesture. You would think she had never been warned that outsiders were not to be trusted.
To enter the Old Bay Restaurant, Macon had to climb a set of steps. Before he broke his leg he hadn’t even noticed those steps existed—let alone that they were made of smooth, unblemished marble, so that his crutches kept threatening to slide out from under him. Then he had to fight the heavy front door, hurrying a bit because Rose had taken a wrong turn driving him down and it was already five after six.
The foyer was dark as night. The dining room beyond was only slightly brighter, lit by netted candles on the tables. Macon peered into the gloom. “I’m meeting someone,” he told the hostess. “Is she here yet?”
“Not as I know of, hon.”
She led him past a tankful of sluggish lobsters, past two old ladies in churchy hats sipping pale pink drinks, past a whole field of empty tables. It was too early for anyone else to be eating; all the other customers were still in the bar. The tables stood very close together, their linens brushing the floor, and Macon had visions of catching a crutch on a tablecloth and dragging the whole thing after him, candle included. The maroon floral carpet would burst into flames. His grandfather’s favorite restaurant—his greatgrandfather’s too, quite possibly—would be reduced to a heap of charred metal crab pots. “Miss! Slow down!” he called, but the hostess strode on, muscular and athletic in her off-the-shoulder square-dance dress and sturdy white crepe-soled shoes.
She put him in a corner, which was lucky because it gave him a place to lean his crutches. But just as he was matching them up and preparing to set them aside, she said, “I’ll take those for you, darlin’.”
“Oh, they’ll be fine here.”
“I need to check them up front, sweetheart. It’s a rule.”
“You have a rule about crutches?”
“They might trip the other customers, honeybunch.”
This was unlikely, since the two other customers were clear across the room, but Macon handed his