The Accidental Tourist - Anne Tyler [86]
Then he knew that what mattered was the pattern of her life; that although he did not love her he loved the surprise of her, and also the surprise of himself when he was with her. In the foreign country that was Singleton Street he was an entirely different person. This person had never been suspected of narrowness, never been accused of chilliness; in fact, was mocked for his soft heart. And was anything but orderly.
“Why don’t you come to my folks’ house for Christmas dinner?” she asked him.
Macon was in her kitchen at the time. He was crouched beneath the sink, turning off a valve. For a moment he didn’t answer; then he emerged and said, “Your folks?”
“For Christmas dinner.”
“Oh, well, I don’t know,” he said.
“Come on, Macon, please say yes! I want you to meet them. Ma thinks I’m making you up. ‘You made him up,’ she says. You know how she is.”
Yes, Macon did know, at least from second hand, and he could just imagine what that dinner would be like. Booby-trapped. Full of hidden digs and hurt feelings. The fact was, he just didn’t want to get involved.
So instead of answering, he turned his attention to Alexander. He was trying to teach Alexander how to fix a faucet. “Now,” he said, “you see I shut the valve off. What did I do that for?”
All he got was a glassy pale stare. This was Macon’s idea, not Alexander’s. Alexander had been hauled away from the TV like a sack of stones, plunked on a kitchen chair, and instructed to watch closely. “Oh,” Muriel said, “I’m not sure about this. He’s not so very strong.”
“You don’t have to be Tarzan to fix a kitchen faucet, Muriel.”
“Well, no, but I don’t know . . .”
Sometimes Macon wondered if Alexander’s ailments were all in Muriel’s head.
“Why did I shut off the valve, Alexander?” he asked.
Alexander said, “Why.”
“You tell me.”
“You tell me.”
“No, you,” Macon said firmly.
There was a bad moment or two in which it seemed that Alexander might keep up that stare of his forever. He sat C-shaped in his chair, chin on one hand, eyes expressionless. The shins emerging from his trousers were thin as Tinkertoys, and his brown school shoes seemed very large and heavy. Finally he said, “So the water won’t whoosh all over.”
“Right.”
Macon was careful not to make too much of his victory.
“Now, this leak is not from the spout, but from the handle,” he said. “So you want to take the handle apart and replace the packing. First you unscrew the top screw. Let’s see you do it.”
“Me?”
Macon nodded and offered him the screwdriver.
“I don’t want to,” Alexander said.
“Let him just watch,” Muriel suggested.
“If he just watched he won’t know how to fix the one in the bathtub, and I’m going to ask him to manage that without me.”
Alexander took the screwdriver, in one of those small, stingy gestures of his that occupied a minimum of space. He inched off the chair and came over to the sink. Macon pulled another chair up close and Alexander climbed onto it. Then there was the problem of fitting the screwdriver into the slot of the screw. It took him forever. He had tiny fingers, each tipped with a little pink pad above painfully bitten nails. He concentrated, his glasses slipping down on his nose. Always a mouth-breather, he was biting his tongue now and panting slightly.
“Wonderful,” Macon said when the screwdriver finally connected.