The Age of Odin - James Lovegrove [84]
Across their chests were strips of lettering. The blue suits of armour had JOTUN, the black ones SURT.
"JOTUN," I said. "The US army's built its own jotuns."
"No shit," said Cy.
"But what's a SURT when it's at home?"
"Surt is a fire demon," said Chopsticks. "King of Muspelheim, the World of Fire. Scary fellow, by all accounts."
"Oh yes," said Thor. "Very much so."
We watched them plod closer, those metal replica frost giants and fire demons, and if my own feelings were anything to go by, we were perturbed but also sneakingly impressed.
"What are we supposed to call 'em, that's what I want to know," said Backdoor.
"Robo-infantry?" Chopsticks suggested.
"Bit of a mouthful."
"Mecha-modules? Mytho-exoskeletons?"
"We'll get back to you on that one, Chops," said Baz.
The nine armour thingies - they really did need a name - halted some three hundred metres from our positions.
Within range of our rifles.
Odin gave the command.
"Open fire!"
And we blizzarded the tin-plated monstrosities with bullets.
And didn't put so much as a dent in them. The salvo of bullets churned the snow around the armour suits to mush, but left them completely unscathed. As their operators must have known it would. Why else stand there like that, inviting a pelting?
The shooting became sporadic, died out. My good ear singing a lovely high-pitched song, I squinted down onto the plain. What now? Surely the enemy were going to retaliate in some way.
As one, the nine resumed their forward march, fanning out. Soon they were less than a hundred metres away from the bluff, at which point they raised their arms, levelling those nozzles at us.
Over the walkie-talkie Odin barked, "Pull back!" Me, I was already beating a hasty retreat. I didn't know what was going to emerge from the nozzles but I had a hunch it wasn't going to be spangly fairy dust or showers of confetti.
There was a loud whooshing whine, and rocks exploded at my back. I hurled myself flat, feeling the thuds of other detonations all around, hearing cries of alarm. Baz crashed headlong to the ground beside me, with a yell of "Fookin' Nora!" I raised my head to catch a peek of the goings-on, and saw a huge, sizzling hole gouged in the bluff where we're been lying just moments ago. Snow had been turned to vapour. Shattered rock glowed orange at the edges. A man - I didn't know his name - was sprawled by the impact point. The left side of his body had been almost completely burned away. Incinerated. Smoke curled up from exposed cross-sections of charred muscle and bone.
Some kind of missile?
If so, it was like none I'd ever encountered before. And in fact I doubted it was a missile at all.
The sound came again, that kind of low, resonant hiss, and another section of the edge of the bluff disintegrated. Baz and I scuttled further away on our hands and knees as scorching hot debris rattled down around us.
"Did you see that?" he said.
"No."
"Exactly. It were nowt. Just a kind of... wobble in the air. Like heat. A beam of heat."
"A heat ray?" I said. "You're telling me those things fire a fucking heat ray?"
"The black ones, yeah. Must be a million degrees or something."
"Fuck me."
"Not while there are dogs in the street."
"What about the blue ones? What do they fire?"
"How the ruddy 'eck should I know?" Baz shot back. "I'm the expert on high-tech robot suits all of a sudden?"
I looked along the line of the bluff, and got my answer. I saw a soldier rise to a crouch in order to peer over the bluff at the enemy. He unclipped a grenade from his bandolier. A bolt of shimmering air streaked towards him from below, but this one brought intense cold rather than intense heat. He cracked in two. The beam engulfed his head and shoulders, flash-froze them, and then that section sheared off, sliding to the ground in a single solid mass, its departure lubricated by an abrupt gush of blood welling up from beneath. The rest of him crumpled in the opposite direction, torso spouting torrents of crimson.