The Choiring of the Trees - Donald Harington [170]
Take any day in late June in Stay More and it’s apt to be real hot. Generally, I’d try to get my garden work done right after sunup, without even waiting for breakfast. There would still be dew glistening on the vines and sogging the greens. The dog Rouser would trot behind me out to the garden, which wasn’t but as far as from here to there the other side of what passed for Paw’s barn, and Rouser would just sit and watch me, or the morning birds, while I chopped weeds out of the garden. Then he would go with me afterward up in the holler behind our house, just a quarter-mile or so, to the falls. It wasn’t really a waterfall; it didn’t fall more than maybe five feet from the ledge to the pool; it was more of a cascade than a waterfall, but I called it the falls, and I was the only one in the family who used it. Barb and Mandy drew just enough water from the well to fill an oaken sitz tub about once a week, Saturday evening usually before they stepped out, and they’d share that water, Barb first because she was oldest and because she’d drawn the water, and stand, not sitz, in the tub and splash enough to get off the worst dirt and smells. But me, take an early morning in June in Stay More and you’d find me getting wet all over beneath my little waterfall up the holler. No, you’d not; because neither you nor anybody knew where I was, and I was stark naked and only a little bit uncomfortable that Rouser, who was watching me, was a male.
If anybody or anything had come along and spied on me, Rouser would’ve barked. He never did. And also, I took my .22 rifle with me, just in case. Not that I was afraid, being back up in that dark, mossy, woodsy holler. It was real cool after a couple hours of chopping weeds out of the garden patch, and the water that trickled over that ledge was almost cold.
Of course I never stood under that waterfall when I was having my monthlies. Everybody knew that would be a terrible thing to do, almost suicide. Anybody could tell you of a fool girl or two who had got tuberculosis or a stroke of paralysis from taking a bath at the wrong time of her month.
I have been called superstitious, but I know some things which have never been known to fail. This is not boasting but observation. There are plants that work wonders and always have for thousands of years. I never got chiggerbit, because I knew where the penny-royal grew, and I rubbed it on my legs, and when the chiggers were chewing my sisters alive, they didn’t bother me at all. Now, is that superstition?
Take the common mullein, which some folks call the velvet plant because of its velvety leaves, a shade of green so pale you’d think the plant was worthless. And it is, for most things; cows won’t eat it, and although I’ve heard of some outlandish remedies concocted from the seeds, I’ve never known one that honestly works. The mullein stalk grows straight up, sometimes as tall as eight or nine feet. The yellow flowers are small and moderately ornamental, and I’ve known a few folks’ yards where they let the mullein grow just for decoration.
In late June the mullein hasn’t even started to flower, and at most it’s just a few feet high, and inconspicuous, and totally worthless…except for this: if somebody, or something, is lost, you can name a mullein plant after him, her, or it, and then bend the stalk down to the ground. Likely, it will stay bent down. It will surely stay bent down and keep on growing that way if the lost person or the lost thing remains lost. But if that mullein stalk straightens back up, the lost will be found.
This never fails. At least, I have never known it to fail, and I have lost a lot of things: recovered some and never found the others.
Because somebody who has left Stay More is, in a way, “lost,” the mullein is also good for letting you know if they are ever coming back. When I saw the first mullein of June that was tall enough