The Complete Short Stories of Evelyn Waugh - Evelyn Waugh [175]
Scott-King petulantly joined issue on this point. Strong words were used of him. “Fascist beast.”—“Reactionary cannibal.”—“Bourgeois escapist.”
Scott-King withdrew from the meeting.
Dr. Fe was in the passage. He took Scott-King’s arm and silently led him downstairs and out into the arcaded street.
“They are not content,” said Dr. Fe. “It is a tragedy of the first magnitude.”
“You shouldn’t have done it, you know,” said Scott-King.
“I should not have done it? My dear Professor, I wept when it was first suggested. I delayed our journey two days on the road precisely to avoid this. But would they listen? I said to the Minister of Popular Enlightenment: ‘Excellency, this is an international occasion. It is in the realm of pure scholarship. These great men have not come to Neutralia for political purposes.’ He replied coarsely: ‘They are eating and drinking at our expense. They should show their respect for the Régime. The Physical Training delegates have all saluted the Marshal in the Sports Stadium. The philatelists have been issued with the party badge and many of them wear it. The professors, too, must help the New Neutralia.’ What could I say? He is a person of no delicacy, of the lowest origins. It was he, I have no doubt, who induced the Ministry of Rest and Culture to delay sending the statue. Professor, you do not understand politics. I will be frank with you. It was all a plot.”
“So Miss Bombaum says.”
“A plot against me. For a long time now they have been plotting my downfall. I am not a party man. You think because I wear the badge and give the salute I am of the New Neutralia. Professor, I have six children, two of them girls of marriageable age. What can one do but seek one’s fortune? And now I think I am ruined.”
“Is it as bad as that?”
“I cannot express how bad it is. Professor, you must go back to that room and persuade them to be calm. You are English. You have great influence. I have remarked during our journey together how they have all respected you.”
“They called me ‘a fascist beast.’
“Yes,” said Dr. Fe simply, “I heard it through the keyhole. They were very discontented.”
After Miss Bombaum’s bedroom, the streets were cool and sweet; the touch of Dr. Fe’s fingers on Scott-King’s sleeve was light as a moth. They walked on in silence. At a dewy flower-stall Dr. Fe chose a buttonhole, haggled fiercely over the price, presented it with Arcadian grace to Scott-King and then resumed the sorrowful promenade.
“You will not go back?”
“It would do no good, you know.”
“An Englishman admits himself beaten,” said Dr. Fe desperately.
“It amounts to that.”
“But you yourself will stay with us to the end?”
“Oh certainly.”
“Why, then, we have lost nothing of consequence. The celebrations can proceed.” He said it politely, gallantly, but he sighed as they parted.
Scott-King climbed the worn steps of the ramparts and sat alone under the orange trees watching the sun set.
The hotel was tranquil that evening. The philatelists had been collected and carted off; they left dumbly and glumly for an unknown destination like Displaced Persons swept up in the machinery of “social engineering.” The six dissident delegates went with them, in default of other transport. The Swiss,