The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time - Mark Haddon [12]
Mr. Thompson answered the door. He was wearing a T-shirt which said
BEER
Helping ugly people
have sex for 2,000 years
Mr. Thompson said, “Can I help you?”
I said, “Do you know who killed Wellington?”
I did not look at his face. I do not like looking at people's faces, especially if they are strangers. He did not say anything for a few seconds.
Then he said, “Who are you?”
I said, “I'm Christopher Boone from number 36 and I know you. You're Mr. Thompson.”
He said, “I'm Mr. Thompson's brother.”
I said, “Do you know who killed Wellington?”
He said, “Who the fuck is Wellington?”
I said, “Mrs. Shears's dog. Mrs. Shears is from number 41.”
He said, “Someone killed her dog?”
I said, “With a fork.”
He said, “Jesus Christ.”
I said, “A garden fork,” in case he thought I meant a fork you eat your food with. Then I said, “Do you know who killed him?”
He said, “I haven't a bloody clue.”
I said, “Did you see anything suspicious on Thursday evening?”
He said, “Look, son, do you really think you should be going around asking questions like this?”
And I said, “Yes, because I want to find out who killed Wellington, and I am writing a book about it.”
And he said, “Well, I was in Colchester on Thursday, so you're asking the wrong bloke.”
I said, “Thank you,” and I walked away.
There was no answer at house number 42.
I had seen the people who lived at number 44, but I did not know what their names were. They were black people and they were a man and a lady with two children, a boy and a girl. The lady answered the door. She was wearing boots which looked like army boots and there were 5 bracelets made out of a silver-colored metal on her wrist and they made a jangling noise. She said, “It's Christopher, isn't it.”
I said that it was, and I asked her if she knew who killed Wellington. She knew who Wellington was so I didn't have to explain, and she had heard about him being killed.
I asked if she had seen anything suspicious on Thursday evening which might be a clue.
She said, “Like what?”
And I said, “Like strangers. Or like the sound of people arguing.”
But she said she hadn't.
And then I decided to do what is called Trying a Different Tack, and I asked her whether she knew of anyone who might want to make Mrs. Shears sad.
And she said, “Perhaps you should be talking to your father about this.”
And I explained that I couldn't ask my father because the investigation was a secret because he had told me to stay out of other people's business.
She said, “Well, maybe he has a point, Christopher.”
And I said, “So, you don't know anything which might be a clue.”
And she said, “No,” and then she said, “You be careful, young man.”
I said that I would be careful and then I said thank you to her for helping me with my questions and I went to number 43, which is the house next to Mrs. Shears's house.
The people who live at number 43 are Mr. Wise and Mr. Wise's mother, who is in a wheelchair, which is why he lives with her, so he can take her to the shops and drive her around.
It was Mr. Wise who answered the door. He smelled of body odor and old biscuits and off popcorn, which is what you smell of if you haven't washed for a very long time, like Jason at school smells because his family is poor.
I asked Mr. Wise if he knew who had killed Wellington on Thursday night.
He said, “Bloody hell, policemen really are getting younger, aren't they.”
Then he laughed. I do not like people laughing at me, so I turned and walked away.
I did not knock at the door of number 38, which is the house next to our house, because the people there take drugs and Father says that I should never talk to them, so I don't. And they play loud music at night and they make me scared sometimes when I see them in the street. And it is not really their house.
Then I noticed that the old lady who lives at number 39, which