The Deeper Meaning of Liff - Douglas Adams [38]
trying unsuccessfully to: Foffarty
goats
jocular tedious old: Barstibley
noisy tuneless old: Royston
golfing, overpaid twats who go: Kitmurvy
golf strokes, homicidal: Whaplode Drove
goo
sea gull: Sutton and Cheam
waxy: Slubbery
good-byes, premature: Hidcote Bartram
gossip
bubbling with: Malaybalay
judicious applications of: Marytavy
subject of immense amount of: Tukituki
gourmets, slithery: Berry Pomeroy
grass
absence of: Abruzzo
intelligent forms of: Trispen
gravel
infuriating: Crail
walking barefoot on: Nipishish
grids, cattle: Humber
grocers, green: Halifax, Smisby
ground
things buried four feet in the: Pymble
toxic waste-: Caarnduncan
up: Sadberge
worn away: Abruzzo
groups
infuriatingly indecisive: Lowther
of five that should be four: Lampeter
peer: Caarnduncan
that exclude you: Margaretting Tye
guards, railway: Galashiels
guilt
powerful: Glemanuilt
surprised: Peru
gumboots
cold: Luffness
wet: Burwash
gunge
crystalline: Libenge
damp, gummy: Deal
green, shrubby: Sadberge
pinkish: Glud
unwholesome: Mummelgum
gurgling
involuntary, abdominal: Tumby
perfectly reasonable explanation for: Brisbane
through straws: Pitlochry
gusto, terrific, tuneless: Royston
gutters, dog’s business clogging up the: Dogdgke
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hair
armpit, ruffled: Kimmeridge
facial, bizarre: Scethrog
few last strands of: Scraptoft
greasy, legal: Glazeley
paint damage caused by: Garrow
plucking of nostril: Yonkers
public, in moussaka: Scroggs
sprigs of, for chasing ants: Monks Toft
tufty interocular bits of: Tew
unaccompanied: Albacete
unbecoming styles of: Aubusson, Ugglebarnby, Papigochic
handlebar mustaches, female:
Lossiemouth
hands
clammy: Meath
psychologically helpful movements of the: Scosthrop
rubbed: Ardentinny
slimy: Scurlage
hangovers, incapacitating:
Duntish
hankies
lack of: Hankate
peered into: Massachusetts
worn knotted on head: Sidcup
hat behind, leaving one’s: Hidcote Bartram
hatred, violent, by spouse: Mavis Enderby
hats
furry, absurd: Glinsk
gigantic, conical, coolie: Valletta
large, ill-fitting collection of: Tweedsmuir
naff: Sidcup
heads
alarming numbers of fish: Chimbote
black: Quabbs
of state, poorly: Patkai Bum
healthy, hopeless attempts to become: Berkhamsted, Elgin, Kingston Bagpuise
hedge, things to do behind one’s front: Todber
herring, fishermen: Flodigarry
highways
not to be confused with madmen on: Gastard
sudden outbreaks of cones on: Skagway
sudden outbreaks of law-abiding behavior on: Grimbister
sudden outbreaks of lunch on: Strassgang
sudden outbreaks of reckless joyfulness on: Jalingo
history, lost in the mists of:
Hutlerburn
holes
bath overflow: Polperro
in ballpoint pens: Pluvigner
in toothbrushes: Pibsbury
things which get stuck over: Spuzzum
things which settle into: Writtle
things which sit on: Dillytop
holidays
impressively unencumbered: Nuncargate
naïve behavior on: Valletta
not won in competitions: Shalunt
people met on: Corfu
things brought home from: Glassel, Jubones, Anjozorobe
home
at BBC Radio studios, birds that make their: Waccamaw
people who’d rather go: Lowther
stuff that turns up in your: Mavesyn Ridware
things that don’t look good at: Jubones
things that happen on the way: Heanton Punchardon
things that might be at: Mankinholes
time to go: Inigonish
hooks
jammy: Halcro
picture, things for banging in: Nogdam End
hopefulness
misplaced, of being amusing: Gaffney
naïve, regarding lunch: Jeffers
naïve, regarding tea: Teigngrace
of finding idiot: Kibblesworth
of getting better invitation: Darvel
horns
large, uncomfortable: Humby
long, ceremonial: Hunsingore
moderate-sized, but unconcealable: Huby
small, Scandinavian: Oswaldtwistle
horror
conversational: Wigan
inexpressible: Maaruig
horses
china, rude: Barstibley
understandably irate: Belding
hostesses, airline: Ewelme
hotels
incredibly dull things in: Lamlash
mock-Tudor: Melcombe Regis
shambolic, clanking: Bonkle
houses
dolls’: Tewel
opera, spittle in: Ullapool
rented: Delaware
romantic doo-doos in