The Deeper Meaning of Liff - Douglas Adams [42]
dangerously misleading: Pymble
deformed: Duddo
elephantine: Clackmannan
fantastically dull: Lamlash
flimsy, intriguing: Corfu
frilly: Ossett
heavy, with toes on: Clun
hidden, pointed: Gilgit
hideous, shelfbound: Delaware
hitherto unnamed: Liff
horribly, roomy: Mapledurham
innocent, repeatedly hit: Ashdod
Kenyan: Jubones
long-handled: Botusfleming
lost, found again: Winkley
massive, wooden, airborne: Camer
plastic, pretensious: Brumby
sticky, jam-infested: Halcro
sticky, permanent: Dipple
sticky, wooden: Cotterstock
strange, culinary: Cong
that don’t fool anyone: Zeerust
tiny, disgusting: Chipping Ongar
tiny, pointless: Didcot
twelve, baffling: Cowcaddens
unappealing, lonely: Brymbo
wet, cold, enormous: Trewoofe
with bumps on: Bolsover
with holes in, artistic: Bromsgrove, Dalrymple
officers, retired, army, raving: Pant-y-Wacco
offices
comical cuttings on walls of: Snitter
fat chance of getting anything to work properly in: Podebrady
lost pieces of paper in: Dufton
managers who hide in their: Harmanger
people who decorate: Clovis, Snitterby
resentful people in: Brough Sowerby
scapegoats in: Bickerstaff
officials
people who become: Benburb
who make your life a misery: Margate
olds
bounding, refrigerated, eighty-year-: Wivenhoe
cringe-making, fourteen-year-: Cheb
on heat, sixteen-year-: Frosses
sweating, forty-year-: Kingston Bagpuise
on, trying it: Brabant
ooze, yellow: Clonmult
opinions
confident, wrong: Macroy
hard to tolerate: Chaling
that taxi-drivers wish to share with you: Watendlath, Crieff
unasked-for, reverend: Dean Funes
orchestra pits, spittle in: Ullapool
orchestras
people who conduct from the audience: Thrumster
that spit a lot: Ullapool
orgasm, multiple: Papworth Everard
ornaments, misapplied: Bishop’s Caundle
overalls, inky: Hibbing
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page
last, of book: Beppu
last, of document, left in photocopier: Dufton
single, blithering: Clackavoid
pain and shame: Yonkers
pains, sudden: Acle
paint smudges, expensive: Dalrymple
paintbrushes, cheap: Aith
paint stirrers: Cotterstock
pajamas
comforting: Lambarene
Muslim: Albuquerque
pangs, terrible: Lydiard Tregoze
panic
in airport: Hever
in corridor: Ditherington
in lavatory: Great Wakering
paper
barely soiled toilet: Riber
silver, against teeth: Tingrith
tangled, spinning: Strelley
under lid: Jid
parents
attempts to mislead: Shimpling
embarrassed: Sneem
god: Urchfont
parties given by: Frosses
parking lots, automatic: Nad
particles, nasal: Massachusetts
parties
adventurous behavior at: Hallspill
crud under sofas after: Silloth
deposits acquired at curious dinner: Sutton and Cheam
dreadful guests at: Nubbock, Oughterby
frosty glances at dinner: Inigonish
heated recriminations after: Heanton Punchardon
irritatingly successful people at: Draffan, Offord Darcy
people to avoid at: East Wittering, West Wittering
political: Firebag
steamy, teenage: Frosses
things drunk in desparation at end of: Aasleagh
things found in lager cans at the end of: Slumbay
things found in wineglasses after: Picklenash
things removed from rooms before: Spokane
welcome departures from: Nubbock
women’s conversational exclusiveness at: Flums
parts, private, had by dog for lunch: Scorrier
patches
wet, under bottom: Hobbs Cross
wet, underarm: Pitsligo
paving stones: Affpuddle
pebbles, wet, shiny: Glassel
pedants: Ainderby Quernhow
pee
foot-tingling sensations caused by: Gilling
inability to do with audience present: Kettleness
pellets, unmentionable: Peebles
pencil sharpenings, giant: Blitterlees
penises
embarrassingly visible, use less: Huby
embarrassingly visible: Stebbing
hard-working: Papworth Everard
inexpertly rendered likenesses of: Skrubburdnut
injuries to: Minchinhampton
interested: Tingewick
lawn-sprinkling mode of: Spuzzum
moist: Wetwang
obstinate: Humby
played with: Southwick, Sloinge
politely washed: Paradip
regularly moved about: Grobister
tent-supporting: Visby
pens
lack of: Aynho
uselessness of: Kilvaxter
people
boring, pairs of: Mimbridge
cringing,