The Deeper Meaning of Liff - Douglas Adams [46]
perfect, patronizing remarks made by: Maynooth
perfect, who grab your naughty bits: Zagreb
streaks, brown: Wyoming
streets
cleaning of: Vancouver
epiglottises spotted on: Scugog
exasperating encounters on: Vollenhove
strips, grimy: Torlundy
stubble
in basin: Hathersage
in sandwiches: Munderfield
stumps, tree: Baldock
subject
declaimed ignorantly upon: Prague
of property prices: Munster
someone to unwelcome attentions: Boothby Graffoe, Peterculter, Corfu
substances
brown, squashy: Skegness
green, synthetic: Halifax
gray, gummy: Deal
ochre, indelicate: Quabbs
yellow, dried: Henstridge
yellow, squelchy: Mugeary
white, flaky: Skenfrith
various colors, gushing: Toronto
subway
in London: Amersham, Chicago, Frant
in Spring: Pitsligo
sunbathing: Kimmeridge, Kettering
surprises
hair-induced: Albacete
unpleasant, at public school: Percyhorner
suspicions
horrible: Mankinholes
of infidelity: Kurdistan
swatting: Bursledon
sweat
panther, erotic properties of: Dunbar
patches of, enticingly displayed: Pitsligo
patches of, large: Wedderlairs
small, moving beads of: Elsrickle
swigs, nasty surprises in: Slumbay
switches, useless: Ockle
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tables
antique, priceless ruined: Glossop
dressing, cluttered with garbage: Boolteens, Lamlash
highly polished antique-rosewood dining: Glossop
inexpertly laid: Fentonadle
leapt onto: Pabbay
not setting: Nanhoron
shy behavior near: Namber
things left on kitchen: Pudsey
things stuck under wobbly: Ludlow
tactics
diversionary: Swanage
thwarted: Aboyne
talking, unlikelihood of stopping: Hove
taps
pointless: Pocking
foot-operated: Polbathic
push, trouser-dousing: Esher
tarpaulins: Flodigarry
taxi drivers: Fovant
taxis
driven by idiots: Lackawanna
hypocrisy resorted to in: Crieff
opinions offered in: Watendlath
seductive remarks in: Low Ardwello
smell of: Duluth
teaspoon, the ultimate: Scullet
teeth
feelings in: Tingrith
food stores between: Glutt Lodge
improvised things used to clean between: Sigglesthorne
results of cleaning: Misool
things that might have been caused by: Bauple
unwelcome views of: Scugog
teeth, smiling determinedly through: Smarden
telephone directories, collectors of antique: Aldclune
telephones
embarrassing memory loss when using: Gammersgill
inability to get off: Harpenden
numbers, misplaced: Staplow
suspicious number of wrong numbers when answering: Kurdistan
uselessness of: Ipswich
television
afternoons wasted in front of: Gonnabarn
celebrity, fat: Melbury Bubb
commercials, chuckles at the end of: Lybster
interviewers, tone of voice afflicted on: Scridain
newscasters, determined not to be embarrassed: Hosmer
presenters, tone of voice of: Tonypandy
series based on books: Bathel
willing to be on: Sicamous
theater, practices in: Hickling, Totteridge, Tabley Superior
thimbles
conversations that probably touch upon the subject of: Gussage
things that aren’t: Pymple
things
small, complex: Uttoxeter
small, pleasant: Strubby
small, worrying: Exeter
spray, for ironing: Perranzabuloe
to do: Worksop
various: Sutton and Cheam
ties
inelegantly knotted: Ranfurly
innate cussedness of: Clingman’s Dome
tights, misuse of: Grinstead
tingles
apprehensive: Ely
delightful: Gilling
tins
attempts to find things to open: Scosthrop
biscuit: Lindisfarne
of emulsion, stubborn: Botswana
of soup: Tomatin
pyramids of: Boscastle
tips, felt: Scremby
toasters
spirits that inhabit: Throckmorton
uselessness of: Yate, Burnt Yates
work, attempts to make: Throcking
Toblerones, consequences of triangular shape of: Gubblecote
toenails, contents of: Tidpit
toes, slime on: Deal
toiletries
misapplied: Wollondilly
mixed: Glud
rather naughty: Spruce Knob
tongs, silver, for poking Freemasons: Grimsby
tongue
things touched with: Lingle, Moisie
unwelcome glimpses of: Scugog
torches, dim: Blean
towels, damp: Wrabness
toxic
foreshores: Spinwam
soup: Tomatin
waste-ground: Caarnduncan
tractors, dung-spreading: Jarrow
trains
conversations on: Jawf
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