The Dharma Bums - Jack Kerouac [57]
We drove from the Oakland store to Berkeley again to the Ski Shop, where, as we walked in and the clerk came over, Japhy said in his lumberjack voice “Outfittin me friends for the Apocalypse.” And he led me to the back of the store and picked out a beautiful nylon poncho with hood, which you put over you and even over your rucksack (making a huge hunchbacked monk) and which completely protects you from the rain. It can also be made into a pup tent, and can also be used as your sleeping mat under the sleeping bag. I bought a polybdenum bottle, with screw top, which could be used (I said to myself ) to carry honey up to the mountains. But I later used it as a canteen for wine more than anything else, and later when I made some money as a canteen for whisky. I also bought a plastic shaker which came in very handy, just a tablespoon of powdered milk and a little creek water and you shake yourself up a glass of milk. I bought a whole bunch of food wraps like Japhy’s. I was all outfitted for the Apocalypse indeed, no joke about that; if an atom bomb should have hit San Francisco that night all I’d have to do is hike on out of there, if possible, and with my dried foods all packed tight and my bedroom and kitchen on my head, no trouble in the world. The final big purchases were my cookpots, two large pots fitting into each other, with a handled cover that was also the frying pan, and tin cups, and small fitted-together cutlery in aluminum. Japhy made me another present from his own pack, a regular tablespoon, but he took out his pliers and twisted the handle up back and said “See, when you wanta pluck a pot out of a big fire, just go flup.” I felt like a new man.
15
I put on my new flannel shirt and new socks and underwear and my jeans and packed the rucksack tight and slung it on and went to San Francisco that night just to get the feel of walking around the city night with it on my back. I walked down Mission Street singing merrily. I went to Skid Row Third Street to enjoy my favorite fresh doughnuts and coffee and the bums in there were all fascinated and wanted to know if I was going uranium hunting. I didn’t want to start making speeches about what I was going to hunt for was infinitely more valuable to mankind in the long run than ore, but let them tell me: “Boy, all you gotta do is go to that Colorady country and take off with your pack there and a nice little Geiger counter and you’ll be a millionaire.” Everybody in Skid Row wants to be a millionaire.
“Okay boys,” I said, “mebbe I’ll do that.”
“Lotsa uranium up in the Yukon country too.”
“And down in Chihuahua,” said an old man. “Bet any dough thar’s uranium in Chihuahua.”
I went out of there and walked around San Francisco with my huge pack, happy. I went over to Rosie’s place to see Cody and Rosie. I was amazed to see her, she’d changed so suddenly, she was suddenly skinny and a skeleton and her eyes were huge with terror and popping out of her face. “What’s the matter?”
Cody drew me into the other room and didn’t want me to talk to her. “She’s got like this in the last forty-eight hours,” he whispered.
“What’s the matter with her?”
“She says she wrote out a list of all our names and all our sins, she says, and then tried to flush them down the toilet where she works, and the long list of paper stuck in the toilet and they had to send for some sanitation character to clean up the mess and she claims he wore a uniform and was a cop and took it with him to the police station and we’re all going to be arrested. She’s just nuts, that’s all.” Cody was my old buddy who’d let me live in his attic in San Francisco years ago, an old trusted friend. “And did you see the marks on her arms?”
“Yes.” I had seen her arms, which were all cut up.