The Eyre Affair_ A Novel - Jasper Fforde [674]
“Just explain one thing,” said Wirthlass. “Is the force of gravity entirely normal in the BookWorld?”
“What about the universality of physical laws?” piped up a second technician, who’d been watching us.
“And communication between books—is such a thing possible?”
Before long there were eight people, all asking questions about the BookWorld that I could have answered with ease—had I any inclination to do so.
“I’m sorry,” I said as the questions reached a crescendo. “I can’t help you!”
They were all quiet and stared at me. To them this project was everything, and to see its cancellation without fruition was clearly a matter of supreme frustration—especially as they suspected I had the answers.
I made my way toward the exit and was joined by John Henry, who had not yet given up trying to charm me.
“Will you stay for lunch? We have the finest chefs available to make what ever you want.”
“I run a carpet shop, Mr. Goliath, and I’m late for work.”
“A carpet shop?” he echoed with incredulity. “That sells carpets?”
“All sorts of floor coverings, actually.”
“I would offer you discounted carpets for life in order for you to help us,” he said, “but from what I know of you, such a course would be unthinkable. My private Dakota is at Douglas Graviport if you want to use it to fly straight home. I ask for nothing but say only this: We are doing this for the preservation and promotion of books and reading. Try to find it in your heart to consider what we are doing here in an objective light.”
We had by now walked outside the building, and John Henry’s Bentley pulled up in front of us.
“My car is yours. Good day, Ms. Next.”
“Good day, Mr. Goliath.”
He shook my hand and then departed. I looked at the Bentley and then at the ranks of cabs a little way down the road. I shrugged and climbed in the back of the Bentley.
“Where to, madam?” asked the driver.
I thought quickly. I had my TravelBook on me and could jump to the Great Library from here—as long as I could find a quiet spot conducive to bookjumping.
“The nearest library,” I told him. “I’m late for work.”
“You’re a librarian?” he inquired politely.
“Let’s just say I’m really into books.”
21.
Holmes
I don’t know what it was about traveling to and from the BookWorld that dehydrated me so much. It had gotten progressively worse, almost without my noticing, a bit like a mildly increased girth and skin that isn’t as elastic as it used to be. On the upside, however, the textual environment kept all the aches and pains at bay. I hardly noticed my bad back in the BookWorld and was never troubled by headaches.
A few minutes and several pints of rehydrating water later, I walked into the Jurisfiction offices at Norland Park. Thursday5 was waiting for me by my desk, looking decidedly pleased with herself.
“Guess what!” she enthused.
“I have no idea.”
“Go on, guess!”
“I don’t want to guess,” I told her, hoping the tedium in my voice would send out a few warning bells. It didn’t.
“No, you must guess!”
“Okay,” I sighed. “You’ve got some new beads or something.”
“Wrong,” she said, producing a paper bag with a flourish. “I got you the bacon roll you wanted!”
“I never would have guessed that,” I replied, sitting before a desk that seemed to be flooded with new memos and reports, adding, in an unthinking moment, “How are things with you?”
“I didn’t sleep very well last night.”
I rubbed my forehead as she sat down and stared at me intently, hands clasped nervously in front of her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that my inquiry over her health was merely politeness. I didn’t actually want to know. Quite the reverse, in fact.
“Really?” I said, trying to find a memo that might be vaguely relevant to something.
“No. I was thinking about the Minotaur incident yesterday, and I want to apologize—again.”
“It’s past history. Any messages?”
“So I’m sorry.”
“Apology accepted. Now: Any messages?”
“I wrote you a letter outlining my apology.”
“I won’t read it. The matter is closed.”
“Yes…well