The Ginger Man - J. P. Donleavy [4]
"What's the matter, Kenneth? You're as white as a sheet."
O'Keefe staring at the ceiling with a half chewed chicken leg hanging in his fist.
"Didn't you hear that? Whatever that scrabbling in the ceiling is, it's alive."
"My dear Kenneth, you're welcome to search the premises. It moves all over the house. Even wails and has a rather disconcerting way of following one from room to room."
"Jesus, stop it That scares me. Why don't you look up there?"
"Rather not."
"That noise is real."
"Perhaps you'd like to look, Kenneth. Trap door in the hall. I'll give you an axe and flashlight."
"Wait till I digest my meal. I was just beginning to enjoy all this. I thought you were kidding."
O'Keefe at one end, carrying the ladder to the hall.
With axe cocked, O'Keefe advancing slowly towards the trap door. Dangerfield encouraging him on. O'Keefe pushing up the door, peering along the beam of light No noise. Not a sound. Bravery becoming general again.
"You look frightened to death. Dangerfield. Think you were the one up here. Probably just some loose papers blowing across the floor."
"Suit yourself, Kenneth. Just give me a whistle when it gets you around the neck. Go in."
O'Keefe disappeared. Dangerfield looking up into the descending dust. O'Keefe's footfalls going towards the drawing room. A wail. A scream from O'Keefe.
"Christ, hold the ladder, I'm coming down"
Trap door down with a slam.
"For God's sake, what is it, Kenneth ?"
"A cat With one eye. The other a great gaping hole. What a sight How the hell did it get up there ? "
"No idea. Must have been up there all the time. Might have belonged to a Mr. Gilhooley who lived here only he fell off the cliff out there one night and was washed up three months later on the Isle of Man. Would you say, Kenneth, that maybe this house has a history of death?"
"Where are you putting me to sleep ?"
"Cheer up, Kenneth. You look terrified. No need to let a little thing like a cat get you down. You can sleep wherever you like."
"This house gives me the creeps. Let's build a fire or something."
"Come into the drawing room and play a little tune on the piano for me."
They walked along the red tiled hall to the drawing room. Set on a tripod before the baywindows, a large brass telescope pointing out to sea. In the corner an ancient upright piano, its top covered with opened tins and rinds of cheese. Three fat armchairs distorted with lumps of stuffing and poking springs. Dangerfield fell back in one and O'Keefe bounded to the piano, struck a chord and began to sing.
In this sad room
In this dark gloom
We live like beasts.
The windows rattling on the rotten sills. O'Keefe's twisted notes. There you are, Kenneth, sitting on that stool, all the way from Cambridge, Massachusetts, freckled and fed on spaghetti. And me, from St. Louis, Missouri, because that night in the Antelope I took Marion to dinner and she paid. And a weekend after to a hotel. And I pulled down her green pajamas and she