The Labors of Hercules - Agatha Christie [4]
Sir Joseph said “Eh?” again.
“Exceedingly fortunate,” said Hercule Poirot firmly. “I am, I may say so without undue modesty, at the apex of my career. Very shortly I intend to retire—to live in the country, to travel occasionally to see the world—also, it may be, to cultivate my garden—with particular attention to improving the strain of vegetable marrows. Magnificent vegetables—but they lack flavour. That, however, is not the point. I wished merely to explain that before retiring I had imposed upon myself a certain task. I have decided to accept twelve cases—no more, no less. A self-imposed ‘Labors of Hercules’ if I may so describe it. Your case, Sir Joseph, is the first of the twelve. I was attracted to it,” he sighed, “by its striking unimportance.”
“Importance?” said Sir Joseph.
“Unimportance was what I said. I have been called in for varying causes—to investigate murders, unexplained deaths, robberies, thefts of jewellery. This is the first time that I have been asked to turn my talents to elucidate the kidnapping of a Pekinese dog.”
Sir Joseph grunted. He said:
“You surprise me! I should have said you’d have had no end of women pestering you about their pet dogs.”
“That, certainly. But it is the first time that I am summoned by the husband in the case.”
Sir Joseph’s little eyes narrowed appreciatively.
He said:
“I begin to see why they recommended you to me. You’re a shrewd fellow, Mr. Poirot.”
Poirot murmured:
“If you will now tell me the facts of the case. The dog disappeared, when?”
“Exactly a week ago.”
“And your wife is by now quite frantic, I presume?”
Sir Joseph stared. He said:
“You don’t understand. The dog has been returned.”
“Returned? Then, permit me to ask, where do I enter the matter?”
Sir Joseph went crimson in the face.
“Because I’m damned if I’ll be swindled! Now then, Mr. Poirot, I’m going to tell you the whole thing. The dog was stolen a week ago—nipped in Kensington Gardens where he was out with my wife’s companion. The next day my wife got a demand for two hundred pounds. I ask you—two hundred pounds! For a damned yapping little brute that’s always getting under your feet anyway!”
Poirot murmured:
“You did not approve of paying such a sum, naturally?”
“Of course I didn’t—or wouldn’t have if I’d known anything about it! Milly (my wife) knew that well enough. She didn’t say anything to me. Just sent off the money—in one pound notes as stipulated—to the address given.”
“And the dog was returned?”
“Yes. That evening the bell rang and there was the little brute sitting on the doorstep. And not a soul to be seen.”
“Perfectly. Continue.”
“Then, of course, Milly confessed what she’d done and I lost my temper a bit. However, I calmed down after a while—after all, the thing was done and you can’t expect a woman to behave with any sense—and I daresay I should have let the whole thing go if it hadn’t been for meeting old Samuelson at the Club.”
“Yes?”
“Damn it all, this thing must be a positive racket! Exactly the same thing had happened to him. Three hundred pounds they’d rooked his wife of! Well, that was a bit too much. I decided the thing had got to be stopped. I sent for you.”
“But surely, Sir Joseph, the proper thing (and a very much more inexpensive thing) would have been to send for the police?”
Sir Joseph rubbed his nose.
He said:
“Are you married, Mr. Poirot?”
“Alas,” said Poirot, “I have not that felicity.”
“H’m,” said Sir Joseph. “Don’t know about felicity, but if you were, you’d know that women are funny creatures. My wife went into hysterics at the mere mention of the police—she’d got it into her head that something would happen to her precious Shan Tung if I went to them. She wouldn’t hear of the idea—and I may say she doesn’t take very kindly to the idea of your being called in. But I stood firm there and at last she gave way. But, mind you, she doesn’t like it.”
Hercule Poirot murmured:
“The position is, I perceive, a delicate one. It would be as well, perhaps, if I were to interview Madame your wife and gain further