The Laughing Corpse - Laurell K. Hamilton [9]
He knelt in the middle of the pale brown carpet. His thick hands, encased in surgical gloves, were on his thighs. His black hair was cut so short it left his ears sort of stranded on either side of a large blunt face. He saw me and stood. He was six-eight, built big like a wrestler. The canopied bed behind him suddenly looked small.
Dolph was head of the police’s newest task force, the spook squad. Official title was the Regional Preternatural Investigation Team, R-P-I-T, pronounced “rip it.” It handled all supernatural crime. It was a place to dump the troublemakers. I never wondered what Zerbrowski had done to get on the spook squad. His sense of humor was too strange and absolutely merciless. But Dolph. He was the perfect policeman. I had always sort of figured he had offended someone high up, offended them by being too good at his job. Now that I could believe.
There was another sheet-covered bundle on the carpet beside him.
“Anita.” He always talks like that, one word at a time.
“Dolph,” I said.
He knelt between the canopy bed and the blood-soaked sheet. “You ready?”
“I know you’re the silent type, Dolph, but could you tell me what I’m supposed to be looking for?”
“I want to know what you see, not what I tell you you’re supposed to see.”
For Dolph it was a speech. “Okay,” I said, “let’s do it.”
He pulled back the sheet. It peeled away from the bloody thing underneath. I stood and I stared and all I could see was a lump of bloody meat. It could have been from anything: a cow, horse, deer. But human? Surely not.
My eyes saw it, but my brain refused what it was being shown. I squatted beside it, tucking my skirt under my thighs. The carpeting squeezed underfoot like rain had gotten to it, but it wasn’t rain.
“Do you have a pair of gloves I can borrow? I left my crime scene gear at the office.”
“Right jacket pocket.” He lifted his hands in the air. There were blood marks on the gloves. “Help yourself. The wife hates me to get blood on the dry cleaning.”
I smiled. Amazing. A sense of humor is mandatory at times. I had to reach across the remains. I pulled out two surgical gloves; one size fits all. The gloves always felt like they had powder in them. They didn’t feel like gloves at all, more like condoms for your hands.
“Can I touch it without damaging evidence?”
“Yes.”
I poked the side of it with two fingers. It was like poking a side of fresh beef. A nice, solid feel to it. My fingers traced the bumps of bone, ribs under the flesh. Ribs. Suddenly I knew what I was looking at. Part of the rib cage of a human being. There was the shoulder, white bone sticking out where the arm had been torn away. That was all. All there was. I stood too quickly and stumbled. The carpet squeeshed underfoot.
The room was suddenly very hot. I turned away from the body and found myself staring at the bureau. Its mirror was splattered so heavily with blood, it looked like someone had covered it in layers of red fingernail polish. Cherry Blossom Red, Carnival Crimson, Candy Apple.
I closed my eyes and counted very slowly to ten. When I opened them the room seemed cooler. I noticed for the first time that a ceiling fan was slowly turning. I was fine. Heap big vampire slayer. Ri-ight.
Dolph didn’t comment as I knelt by the body again. He didn’t even look at me. Good man. I tried to be objective and see whatever there was to see. But it was hard. I liked the remains better when I couldn’t figure out what part of the body they were. Now all I could see was the bloody remains. All I could think of was this used to be a human body. “Used to be” was the operative phrase.
“No signs of a weapon that I can see, but the coroner will be able to tell you that.” I reached out to touch it again, then stopped. “Can you help me raise it up so I can see inside the chest cavity? What’s left of the chest cavity.”
Dolph dropped the sheet and helped me lift the remains. It was lighter than it looked. Raised on its