The Life of Samuel Johnson - James Boswell [342]
A few of Johnson’s sayings, which that gentleman recollects, shall here be inserted.
‘I never take a nap after dinner but when I have had a bad night, and then the nap takes me.’
‘The writer of an epitaph should not be considered as saying nothing but what is strictly true. Allowance must be made for some degree of exaggerated praise. In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath.’
‘There is now less flogging in our great schools than formerly, but then less is learned there; so that what the boys get at one end, they lose at the other.’
‘More is learned in publick than in private schools, from emulation; there is the collision of mind with mind, or the radiation of many minds pointing to one centre. Though few boys make their own exercises, yet if a good exercise is given up, out of a great number of boys, it is made by somebody.’
‘I hate by-roads in education. Education is as well known, and has long been as well known, as ever it can be. Endeavouring to make children prematurely wise is useless labour. Suppose they have more knowledge at five or six years old than other children, what use can be made of it? It will be lost before it is wanted, and the waste of so much time and labour of the teacher can never be repaid. Too much is expected from precocity, and too little performed. Miss —525 was an instance of early cultivation, but in what did it terminate? In marrying a little Presbyterian parson,526 who keeps an infant boarding-school, so that all her employment now is,
“To suckle fools, and chronicle small-beer.”527
She tells the children, ”This is a cat, and that is a dog, with four legs and a tail; see there! you are much better than a cat or a dog, for you can speak.” If I had bestowed such an education on a daughter, and had discovered that she thought of marrying such a fellow, I would have sent her to the Congress.’528
‘After having talked slightingly of musick, he was observed to listen very attentively while Miss Thrale played on the harpsichord, and with eagerness he called to her, ”Why don’t you dash away like Burney?” Dr. Burney upon this said to him, ”I believe, Sir, we shall make a musician of you at last.” Johnson with candid complacency replied, ”sir, I shall be glad to have a new sense given to me.”’
‘He had come down one morning to the breakfast-room, and been a considerable time by himself before any body appeared. When, on a subsequent day, he was twitted by Mrs. Thrale for being very late, which he generally was, he defended himself by alluding to the extraordinary morning, when he had been too early, ”Madam, I do not like to come down to vacuity.”’
‘Dr. Burney having remarked that Mr. Garrick was beginning to look old, he said, ”Why, Sir, you are not to wonder at that; no man’s face has had more wear and tear.”’
Not having heard from him for a longer time than I supposed he would be silent, I wrote to him December 18, not in good spirits: –
‘Sometimes I have been afraid that the cold which has gone over Europe this year like a sort of pestilence has seized you severely: sometimes my imagination, which is upon occasions prolifick of evil, hath figured that you may have somehow taken offence at some part of my conduct.’
‘To JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ.
‘DEAR SIR, – Never dream of any offence. How should you offend me? I consider your friendship as a possession, which I intend to hold till you take it from me, and to lament if ever by my fault I should lose it. However, when such suspicions find their way into your mind, always give them vent; I shall make haste to disperse them; but hinder their first ingress if you can. Consider such thoughts as morbid.
‘Such illness as may excuse my omission to Lord Hailes, I cannot honestly plead. I have been hindered, I know not how, by a succession of petty obstructions. I hope to mend immediately, and to send next post to his Lordship. Mr. Thrale would have written to you if I had omitted; he sends his compliments