The Man in the Brown Suit - Agatha Christie [89]
‘The young lady to see Mr Harry Rayburn,’ he said, and laughed.
Thus announced, I passed in. The room was sparsely furnished and smelt of cheap tobacco smoke. Behind a desk a man sat writing. He looked up and raised his eyebrows.
‘Dear me,’ he said, ‘if it isn’t Miss Beddingfeld!’
‘I must be seeing double,’ I apologized. ‘Is it Mr Chichester, or is it Miss Pettigrew? There is an extraordinary resemblance to both of them.’
‘Both characters are in abeyance for the moment. I have doffed my petticoats–and my cloth likewise. Won’t you sit down?’
I accepted a seat composedly.
‘It would seem,’ I remarked, ‘that I have come to the wrong address.’
‘From your point of view, I am afraid you have. Really, Miss Beddingfeld, to fall into the trap a second time!’
‘It was not very bright of me,’ I admitted meekly.
Something about my manner seemed to puzzle him.
‘You hardly seem upset by the occurrence,’ he remarked dryly.
‘Would my going into heroics have any effect upon you?’ I asked.
‘It certainly would not.’
‘My Great-aunt Jane always used to say that a true lady was neither shocked nor surprised at anything that might happen,’ I murmured dreamily. ‘I endeavour to live up to her precepts.’
I read Mr Chichester-Pettigrew’s opinion so plainly written on his face that I hastened into speech once more.
‘You really are positively marvellous at make-up,’ I said generously. ‘All the time you were Miss Pettigrew I never recognized you–even when you broke your pencil in the shock of seeing me climb upon the train at Cape Town.’
He tapped upon the desk with the pencil he was holding in his hand at the minute.
‘All this is very well in its way, but we must get to business. Perhaps, Miss Beddingfeld, you can guess why we required your presence here?’
‘You will excuse me,’ I said, ‘but I never do business with anyone but principals.’
I had read the phrase or something like it in a moneylender’s circular, and I was rather pleased with it. It certainly had a devastating effect upon Mr Chichester-Pettigrew. He opened his mouth and then shut it again. I beamed upon him.
‘My Great-uncle George’s maxim,’ I added, as an afterthought. ‘Great-aunt Jane’s husband, you know. He made knobs for brass beds.’
I doubt if Chichester-Pettigrew had ever been ragged before. He didn’t like it at all.
‘I think you would be wise to alter your tone, young lady.’
I did not reply, but yawned–a delicate little yawn that hinted at intense boredom.
‘What the devil–’ he began forcibly.
I interrupted him.
‘I can assure you it’s no good shouting at me. We are only wasting time here. I have no intention of talking with underlings. You will save a lot of time and annoyance by taking me straight to Sir Eustace Pedler.’
‘To–’
He looked dumbfounded.
‘Yes,’ I said. ‘Sir Eustace Pedler.’
‘I–I–excuse me–’
He bolted from the room like a rabbit. I took advantage of the respite to open my bag and powder my nose thoroughly. Also I settled my hat at a more becoming angle. Then I settled myself to wait with patience for my enemy’s return.
He reappeared in a subtly chastened mood.
‘Will you come this way, Miss Beddingfeld?’
I followed him up the stairs. He knocked at the door of a room, a brisk ‘Come in’ sounded from inside, and he opened the door and motioned to me to pass inside.
Sir Eustace Pedler sprang up to greet me, genial and smiling.
‘Well, well, Miss Anne.’ He shook me warmly by the hand. ‘I’m delighted to see you. Come and sit down. Not tired after your journey? That’s good.’
He sat down facing me, still beaming. It left me rather at a loss. His manner was so completely natural.
‘Quite right to insist on being brought straight to me,’ he went on. ‘Minks is a fool. A clever actor–but a fool. That was Minks you saw downstairs.’
‘Oh, really,’ I said feebly.
‘And now,’ said Sir Eustace cheerfully, ‘let’s get down to facts. How long have you known that I was the “Colonel”?’
‘Ever since Mr Pagett told me that he had seen you in Marlow when you were supposed to be in Cannes.’
Sir Eustace nodded ruefully.
‘Yes, I told