The Man Who Was Afraid [158]
like a hurricane, causing the people to shout at the top of their voices. At times an angry hissing of steam rang out within the engine, and there was something irritable and contemptuous in this sound as it burst unexpectedly upon the chaos of the drones and roars and shouts.
"I shall never forget, even unto my grave, that you refused to discount the note for me," cried some one in a fierce voice.
"That will do! Is this a place for accounts?" rang out Bobrov's bass.
"Brethren! Let us have some speeches!"
"Musicians, bush!"
"Come up to the bank and I'll explain to you why I didn't discount it."
"A speech! Silence!"
"Musicians, cease playing!"
"Strike up 'In the Meadows.'"
"Madame Angot!"
"No! Yakov Tarasovich, we beg of you!"
"That's called Strassburg pastry."
"We beg of you! We beg of you!"
"Pastry? It doesn't look like it, but I'll taste it all the same."
"Tarasovich! Start."
"Brethren! It is jolly! By God."
"And in 'La Belle Helene' she used to come out almost naked, my dear," suddenly Robustov's shrill and emotional voice broke through the noise.
"Look out! Jacob cheated Esau? Aha!"
"I can't! My tongue is not a hammer, and I am no longer young.
"Yasha! We all implore you!"
"Do us the honour!"
"We'll elect you mayor!"
"Tarasovich! don't be capricious!"
"Sh! Silence! Gentlemen! Yakov Tarasovich will say a few words!"
"Sh!"
And just at the moment the noise subsided some one's loud, indignant whisper was heard:
"How she pinched me, the carrion."
And Bobrov inquired in his deep basso:
"Where did she pinch you?"
All burst into ringing laughter, but soon fell silent, for Yakov Tarasovich Mayakin, rising to his feet, cleared his throat, and, stroking his bald crown, surveyed the merchants with a serious look expecting attention.
"Well, brethren, open your ears!" shouted Kononov, with satisfaction.
"Gentlemen of the merchant class!" began Mayakin with a smile. "There is a certain foreign word in the language of intelligent and learned people, and that word is 'culture.' So now I am going to talk to you about that word in all the simplicity of my soul."
"So, that's where he is aiming to!" some ones satisfied exclamation was heard.
"Sh! Silence!"
"Dear gentlemen!" said Mayakin, raising his voice, "in the newspapers they keep writing about us merchants, that we are not acquainted with this 'culture,' that we do not want it, and do not understand it. And they call us savage, uncultured people. What is culture? It pains me, old man as I am, to hear such words, and one day I made it my business to look up that word, to see what it really contains." Mayakin became silent, surveyed the audience with his eyes, and went on distinctly, with a triumphant smile:
"It proved, upon my researches, that this word means worship, that is, love, great love for business and order in life. 'That's right!' I thought, 'that's right!' That means that he is a cultured man who loves business and order, who, in general, loves to arrange life, loves to live, knows the value of himself and of life. Good!" Yakov Tarasovich trembled, his wrinkles spread over his face like beams, from his smiling eyes to his lips, and his bald head looked like some dark star.
The merchants stared silently and attentively at his mouth, and all faces bespoke intense attention. The people seemed petrified in the attitudes in which Mayakin's speech had overtaken them.
"But if that word is to be interpreted precisely thus, and not otherwise, if such is the case-- then the people who call us uncultured and savage, slander and blaspheme us! For they love only the word, but not its meaning; while we love the very root of the word, we love its real essence, we love activity. We have within us the real cult toward life, that is, the worship of life; we, not they! They love reasoning' we love action. And here, gentlemen of the merchant class, here is an example of our culture, of our love for action. Take the Volga! Here she is, our dear own mother! With each and every drop of
"I shall never forget, even unto my grave, that you refused to discount the note for me," cried some one in a fierce voice.
"That will do! Is this a place for accounts?" rang out Bobrov's bass.
"Brethren! Let us have some speeches!"
"Musicians, bush!"
"Come up to the bank and I'll explain to you why I didn't discount it."
"A speech! Silence!"
"Musicians, cease playing!"
"Strike up 'In the Meadows.'"
"Madame Angot!"
"No! Yakov Tarasovich, we beg of you!"
"That's called Strassburg pastry."
"We beg of you! We beg of you!"
"Pastry? It doesn't look like it, but I'll taste it all the same."
"Tarasovich! Start."
"Brethren! It is jolly! By God."
"And in 'La Belle Helene' she used to come out almost naked, my dear," suddenly Robustov's shrill and emotional voice broke through the noise.
"Look out! Jacob cheated Esau? Aha!"
"I can't! My tongue is not a hammer, and I am no longer young.
"Yasha! We all implore you!"
"Do us the honour!"
"We'll elect you mayor!"
"Tarasovich! don't be capricious!"
"Sh! Silence! Gentlemen! Yakov Tarasovich will say a few words!"
"Sh!"
And just at the moment the noise subsided some one's loud, indignant whisper was heard:
"How she pinched me, the carrion."
And Bobrov inquired in his deep basso:
"Where did she pinch you?"
All burst into ringing laughter, but soon fell silent, for Yakov Tarasovich Mayakin, rising to his feet, cleared his throat, and, stroking his bald crown, surveyed the merchants with a serious look expecting attention.
"Well, brethren, open your ears!" shouted Kononov, with satisfaction.
"Gentlemen of the merchant class!" began Mayakin with a smile. "There is a certain foreign word in the language of intelligent and learned people, and that word is 'culture.' So now I am going to talk to you about that word in all the simplicity of my soul."
"So, that's where he is aiming to!" some ones satisfied exclamation was heard.
"Sh! Silence!"
"Dear gentlemen!" said Mayakin, raising his voice, "in the newspapers they keep writing about us merchants, that we are not acquainted with this 'culture,' that we do not want it, and do not understand it. And they call us savage, uncultured people. What is culture? It pains me, old man as I am, to hear such words, and one day I made it my business to look up that word, to see what it really contains." Mayakin became silent, surveyed the audience with his eyes, and went on distinctly, with a triumphant smile:
"It proved, upon my researches, that this word means worship, that is, love, great love for business and order in life. 'That's right!' I thought, 'that's right!' That means that he is a cultured man who loves business and order, who, in general, loves to arrange life, loves to live, knows the value of himself and of life. Good!" Yakov Tarasovich trembled, his wrinkles spread over his face like beams, from his smiling eyes to his lips, and his bald head looked like some dark star.
The merchants stared silently and attentively at his mouth, and all faces bespoke intense attention. The people seemed petrified in the attitudes in which Mayakin's speech had overtaken them.
"But if that word is to be interpreted precisely thus, and not otherwise, if such is the case-- then the people who call us uncultured and savage, slander and blaspheme us! For they love only the word, but not its meaning; while we love the very root of the word, we love its real essence, we love activity. We have within us the real cult toward life, that is, the worship of life; we, not they! They love reasoning' we love action. And here, gentlemen of the merchant class, here is an example of our culture, of our love for action. Take the Volga! Here she is, our dear own mother! With each and every drop of