The Mike Hammer Collection - Mickey Spillane [40]
Pat wasn’t lying. Like he knew me, I knew him. He was real ready to do everything he said and time was one thing I didn’t have enough of. I got up and walked around the desk to my chair and sat down again. I pulled out the desk drawer, stowed the .45’s back in the niche without trying to be smug about what I did with the gun. Then I sat there groping back into seven years, knowing that instinct went only so far, realizing that there was no time to relearn and that every line had to be straight across the corners.
I said, “Okay, Pat. Anything you want. But first a favor.”
“No favors.”
“It’s not exactly a favor. It’s an or else.” I felt my face go as cold as his was. “Whether you like it or not I’m ready to take my chances.”
He didn’t answer. He couldn’t. He was ready to throw his fist at my face again and would have, only he was too far away. Little by little he relaxed until he could speak, then all those years of being a cop took over and he shrugged, but he wasn’t fooling me any. “What is it?”
“Nothing I couldn’t do if I had the time. It’s all a matter of public record.”
He glanced at me shrewdly and waited.
“Look up Velda’s P.I. license.”
His jaw dropped open stupidly for a brief second, then snapped shut and his eyes followed suit. He stood there, knuckles white as they gripped the edge of the desk and he gradually leaned forward so that when he swung he wouldn’t be out of reach this time.
“What kind of crazy stunt are you pulling?” His voice was almost hoarse.
I shook my head. “The New York State law says that you must have served three or more years in an accredited police agency, city, state, or federal in a rating of sergeant or higher to get a Private Investigator’s license. It isn’t easy to get and takes a lot of background work.”
Quietly, Pat said, “She worked for you. Why didn’t you ask?”
“One of the funny things in life. Her ticket was good enough for me at first. Later it never occurred to me to ask. I was always a guy concerned with the present anyway and you damn well know it.”
“You bastard. What are you trying to pull?”
“Yes or no, Pat.”
His grin had no humor in it. Little cords in his neck stood out against his collar and the pale blue of his eyes was deadly. “No,” he said. “You’re a wise guy, punk. Don’t pull your tangents on me. You got this big feeling inside you that you’re coming back at me for slapping you around. You’re using her now as a pretty little oblique switch—but, mister, you’re pulling your crap on the wrong soldier. You’ve just about had it, boy.”
Before he could swing I leaned back in my chair with as much insolence as I could and reached in my pocket for the slug I had dug out of the fence. It was a first-class gamble, but not quite a bluff. I had the odds going for me and if I came up short, I’d still have a few hours ahead of him.
I reached out and laid the splashed-out bit of metal on the desk. “Don’t punk me, man. Tell ballistics to go after that and tell me what I want and I’ll tell you where that came from.”
Pat picked it up, his mind putting ideas together, trying to make one thing fit another. It was hard to tell what he was thinking, but one thing took precedence over all others. He was a cop. First-rate. He wanted a killer. He had to play his own odds too.
“All right,” he told me, “I can’t take any chances. I don’t get your point, but if it’s a phony, you’ve had it.”
I shrugged. “When will you know about the license?”
“It won’t take long.”
“I’ll call you,” I said.
He straightened up and stared out the window over my head, still half in thought. Absently, he rubbed the back of his neck. “You do that,” he told me. He turned away, putting his hat on, then reached for the door.
I stopped him. “Pat—”
“What?”
“Tell me something.”
His eyes squinted at my tone. I think he knew what I was going to ask.
“Did you love Velda too?”
Only his eyes gave the answer, then he opened the door and left.
“May I come in?”
“Oh, Laura—please.”
“Was there—trouble?”
“Nothing special.” She came back to the