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Chev knocked ash from his smoke.

—Yeah, and who's been paying your rent and covering the groceries and the PG&E and the cable and the water and the gas and every other little thing that comes up?

—I've been kicking in.

Chev watched a couple Korean girls in midi tank tops walk out of the French café up Melrose.

—Mean your mom's been kicking in.

—Any of your business?

The girls disappeared into a shoe store and he looked back at me.

—Only that she's not gonna carry you forever and you need to get a fucking job because the IOUs are piling up on the fridge.

—I'll get a job.

Po Sin tugged the end of his thin drooping moustache.

—Can't believe you can't get a job the way the schools need teachers.

Chev flicked his butt.

—He can get a job, they call him all the time. He could sub five days a week. He could go full-time again whenever he wants.

—Only I don't want to, asshole.

—You want to make a couple bucks, I got some work for a guy with a strong stomach for messed up shit.

I looked at Po Sin and squinted.

—What kind of work?

He looked at Chev and pointed at me.

—Know why he doesn't have a job? Because he's the kind of guy you offer him one and he asks what the work is.

He started for the cab of the van.

—He don't want to work.

I followed him around the van.

—I didn't say I don't want to work, I just asked what the job is.

Asking what the job was, that was actually a really smart idea. If I'd pursued that line of questioning a bit further, things would have been considerably less complicated. Dug a little deeper into that line of inquiry, and I might have avoided the whole Who's the Asshole in the Motel Room contest that would crop up later.

But Po Sin wasn't interested in filling in blanks.

He stopped and faced me.

—It's cleaning shit up, is what it is. We got a packrat gig and one of my sets of hands is flaking on me and there's a load of shit to haul.

I squinted again.

—You mean literal shit?

—I mean stuff. Ten bucks an hour for hauling stuff. You want or not?

Chev came around the front of the van.

—He wants.

—Hey!

Chev put a finger in my face.

—He wants because the fridge is empty and it's his turn to fill it and I'm gonna start eating all my meals out so there's nothing for him to graze on, so if he wants to eat this week he'll take the job.

Po Sin took a notepad from his back pocket and started scribbling with a nub of pencil from behind his ear.

—Good. Here's the address.

He handed me the paper.

—Seven in the AM. No later.

—No problem, just swing by and pick me up.

Midway pulling himself up behind the wheel, Po Sin stopped.

—Pick you up? My ass. Drive yourself.

Chev shook his head.

—He doesn't have a car.

—I have a car.

—No, you don't.

—Yes I do. I have a great car. I have a classic nineteen-seventy-two Datsun five-ten.

—You have car parts. You do not, in fact, have a car.

—Yes I do. I have parts in sufficient quantity and variety that when assembled in their proper order they will constitute a car. I have, de facto, a car.

—You have a de facto pile of scrap in the driveway is what you have, dude.

Po Sin turned the key and the van started up.

—The bus is a buck fifty. You got a buck fifty?

I stuffed my hands in my pockets, looked somewhere else.

—I don't ride the bus.

Po Sin pointed at the number 10 stop, up at the corner.

—Public transportation is a wonderful thing. Saves money, saves the environment. Gets you to a paying job. Take the bus.

I started to open my mouth and Chev stepped in.

—He's not riding the bus, Po Sin. He doesn't like the bus.

Po Sin looked at him. Looked at me. Looked away.

—Right. My bad. Thought maybe that had changed.

He looked at his watch.

—OK, I got a guy on the job, he can pick you up on the way. Be out front at six thirty and he'll grab you.

Chev butted me with his shoulder.

—Yeah, I'll get him up and make sure he has his sack lunch and everything.

Po Sin pulled the door closed and put the van in gear.

—So, see you tomorrow. And wear your boots, there tend to