The Quickie - James Patterson [76]
“Wow, that’s sweet and kind of funny,” I said with a sneer. “You really had your groove on that night, huh?”
Paul looked at me.
“I can argue or I can explain. Not both.”
“Or get shot in the testicles,” I said. “You left that one out.”
“Shall I continue, Lauren?” he asked.
“If you please would,” I said. “I can’t wait to hear the rest of this riveting tale.”
“So, basically, she invites me to have a drink with her. It was innocent, I swear. I wasn’t trying to do anything. I don’t expect you to believe that, but it’s the truth. After a couple of more drinks, we’re just sitting there, talking, telling our life stories, and this stocky guy walks in.
“Veronica keeps staring at him, and then she says that she knows him. Turns out, Veronica used to be a Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader.”
“Football?” I said, tilting my head. “That’s funny. Considering the basketballs under her shirt, I was leaning more toward the NBA.”
“She used to go out with one of the Tampa Bay assistant coaches,” Paul continued, “and she said she remembered the guy at the bar buying Super Bowl tickets from her old boyfriend. She tells me the stocky guy is some kind of bigwig shady ticket broker. She points to the briefcase the guy is carrying and says it’s probably full of hundred-dollar bills. We drink some more and talk about what we would do with that kind of money. Finally, Veronica stands up to go.”
Paul stopped walking and peered at me.
“You sure you want to hear this?”
“You want to protect my feelings now?” I said. “Of course I want to hear the punch line.”
Paul nodded as if pained.
“ ‘I dare you,’ she whispers in my ear. ‘I’m in two-oh-six.’ And off she goes.
“So, I sit and drink. Three scotches later, I see this stocky guy get up, carrying his briefcase. I let him leave. But then I find myself on my feet, following him. Just as a joke, I kept telling myself. No way I’m going to rob anybody. But I follow him to his room.
“Then, I don’t know what got into me. I was wasted, upset, alone, and excited all at once. A couple of minutes later, I knock on the guy’s door, and when he opens it, I’m punching him in the face.”
Paul and I both stepped out of the way as a bike messenger zipped between us.
“Wait a second,” I said. “The report said you had a gun.”
Paul shook his head.
“No, we just fought. He must have made that up in order to make himself look better. He was strong. He bloodied my nose with a shot, but I was too scared to lose. I just teed off on him until he went down. Then I grabbed the briefcase, and I ran.”
“To two-oh-six?” I said.
“To two-oh-six,” Paul said with a grim nod.
Chapter 108
I STUMBLED ALONG the path like the sole survivor of a terrorist bombing. I remembered where we were in our marriage at the time. Not a good place. It was after we’d learned we couldn’t become parents. A year of having sex like it was a science experiment. Paul having to humiliate himself with plastic cups in specialist after specialist’s bathrooms. All for nothing.
We’d turned on each other then. We didn’t announce it, but I could see it now, vividly. That was what had happened back then.
I decided that I couldn’t care less.
I suddenly stopped short and slapped Paul. Hard! As hard as I could!
“Keep going?” he said as he rubbed his jaw.
“Good guess,” I said.
“I wake up the next morning, and at first I have no idea where I am or what’s happened the night before. On the desk are two neatly divided piles of hundred-dollar bills. Veronica is sitting there in a bathrobe, pouring coffee. Fifteen minutes later, I’m walking out of her room with a gym bag full of four hundred thousand dollars.”
I shook my head. I was actually asleep, wasn’t I? Dreaming this.
No, I realized. I was tripping. Somewhere along the course of this bizarre day, I’d been drugged. I rubbed my eyes. Paul goes off on a business trip and pulls off a heist?
I asked the next logical question. “What did you do with the money?”
“Caymans,” Paul said. “A buddy of mine on the trading desk was