The World According to Bertie - Alexander Hanchett Smith [155]
2. Troubling Trousers
3. Famous Sons and Gothic Seasoning
4. Some Words of Warning
5. Past Definite; Future Uncertain
6. Cyril’s Misfortune
7. Bertie’s Friendships
8. Mutuality Bonding
9. Mags
10. The Places in which Love Happens
11. Bruce Goes Flat-Hunting
12. An Old Flame Flickers
13. Mr Fifty Per-cent
14. Artaud’s Way
15. A Small Sherry and a Hint of Synaesthesia
16. Unrequited Love
17. Nihil Humanum
18. Bruce Finds a Place to Stay
19. London Story
20. Miss Harmony has News for the Children
21. The Duke of Johannesburg
22. A Little Argument
23. Parent/infant Issues
24. Slip/lapse Errors
25. Cyril’s Case
26. Paternity
27. It’s Never Rude to Say Things to a Doctor
28. Lectures on the Act of Union
29. A Jacobite
30. A Circular City
31. Edinburgh Clubs
32. Relative Warmth for the Ice Man
33. Old Injustices have their Resonances
34. Miss Harmony has a Word in Bertie’s Ear
35. Playing House
36. In the Shower
37. Eye Toffee
38. A Personal Shopper
39. Believing in Builders
40. Angus Talks to Bertie
41. Blood is Thicker than Whisky
42. An Invitation
43. Archie MacPherson Smellie
44. A Crumpled Linen Suit
45. Minimalism
46. Mist-covered Mountains
47. Stuart Reflects
48. Bertie and Stuart go Out
49. At Big Lou’s
50. Bertie asks about Ulysses
51. So Many Books Unread and Bikes Uncycled
52. The Anthropology of Neighbours
53. Brick talk
54. Headhunters, Place Names, etc.
55. Jacobite Glass
56. Bruce Moves
57. In the Shower Again
58. Patriotism and the Jacobite Connection
59. A Visitor from Belgium is Expected
60. ‘Does Scotland need all this nonsense?’
61. ‘Middle-class’ Used as a Term of Abuse
62. Bertie Contemplates the woes of the World
63. Panforte for Bertie and a Shock for Stuart
64. Ulysses
65. Bertie’s Shocking Discovery
66. Speculation on What Might Have Been
67. We All Need to Believe in Something
68. Matthew Meets Someone
69. A Replacement – and an Extra Little Present
70. Domenica enters Antonia’s Flat
71. Green Ginger Wine
72. The Blue Spode Teacup
73. Julia Makes a Joyful Discovery
74. Bruce takes a Bath
75. From the Depths of Despair
76. Cyril Celebrates
77. Olive has News of Bertie’s Blood Test
78. Miss Harmony’s Fall
79. Julia’s Mother
80. Julia’s Father Comes Straight to the Point
81. Distresssed Beige
82. Matthew buys New Clothes
83. At Miss Harmony’s Flat
84. A Tattooed Man
85. A Dangerous Turn in the Conversation
86. Bertie and the Baby: an Expert Explanation
87. Dr Fantouse
88. The Eriskay Love Lilt
89. Across the Minch
90. Singapore
91. Angus Receives a Visitor
92. The Drawing of Fibs
93. The World According to Bertie
94. Robinsonade
95. At Last
96. The Porsche Experience
97. Do we Have to Love our Neighbour?
98. On Kindness
99. Humphrey Holmes tells a Joke
100. Along which Fault Lines. . .