There but for The_ A Novel - Ali Smith [1]
Standing next to the sitting man so that their heads are level is a small boy. The boy is working at the grey bar over the man’s eyes with a dinner knife.
Ow, the man says.
Doing my best, the boy says.
He is about ten years old. His fringe is long, he is quite long-haired. He is wearing flared jeans embroidered in yellow and purple at the waistband and a blue and red T-shirt with a Snoopy on the front. He forces the thing off the man’s eyes so that it flicks off and up into the air almost comically and hits the floor with a metallic clatter.
This T-shirt is the first thing the man on the bike sees.
The Snoopy on it is standing on his hind legs and wearing a rosette on his chest. The rosette says the word hero on it. Above the Snoopy there are more words, in yellow and in the writing that’s always used with the Snoopy characters. They say: it’s hero time.
I’d totally forgotten about that T-shirt, is the first thing the man says as soon as the boy’s jemmied off the thing that’s been over his mouth.
Yeah, this one’s good. But you know the orange one that says hug a beagle on it? the boy says.
The man nods.
Whenever I wear it, it’s weird, but girls are always really nice to me, the boy says.
The man laughs a yes. He looks down at his feet, where both the grey rectangles landed. He picks one of them up. He weighs it in his hand. He feels the tender places round his eyes and at the edges of his mouth. He drops it on to the floor again and holds his hand away from himself in the air and flexes it. He looks at the boy’s hands.
I’d forgotten what my own hands looked like, he says. Look like.
Okay, so we’ve done that now. So now can I show you? the boy says, do you want to know now?
The man nods yes.
Good, the boy says. Okay.
He takes two blank pieces of paper off the floor. He gives one to the man. He sits on the bed and holds the other piece of paper up.
So, he says. What you do is. You get a plain A4 sheet of paper and then you fold it in half. No, that way. Lengthways. And make sure the corners are even, so they’re on top exactly.
Okay, the man says.
Then unfold it so it’s like a book, the boy says.
Okay, the man says.
Then fold one corner, the boy says, the top corner, then fold the other. So it looks like that, like a book but a book with a triangular head. Then fold the folded point towards you down and crease. So it looks like an envelope. Then fold over one corner again so there’s a little tab sticking out at the end. Then the same for the other one. But so that you get a blunt point, not a pointed point. Blunter is better.
Wait, wait, wait, the man says. Hang on.
Yes, a little triangle sticking out of the flap, the boy says. Then fold the small triangle back up on top of the flaps. Then fold outwards, not inwards, so that the triangle is on the outside. Make sure it’s all even. Then take hold of the top and fold it down to make the first wing. Then flip over and do the same for the other wing. Make sure it’s even or it’ll be out of control.
The man looks at the plane in his hands. He creases it down, then opens it up. Outside, on its top, it looks like a plain folded piece of paper. Inside, underneath, it is packed tight into itself with surprising neatness like origami, like a small machine.
The boy holds up his plane and points it towards the far end of the room.
And that’s the finished article, he says.
It flies evenly and direct, very nicely, from the boy’s hand right into the corner.
Actually aerodynamic, the man thinks. Substantial, for a single sheet of paper. It feels much heavier than it did before it was folded. But it isn’t, is it? How can it be?
Then he aims his own plane at the opposite corner by the door. It follows its flightpath exactly. It is almost insolent, the exactness of it.
The man laughs out loud. The boy nods and shrugs.
Simple, the boy says. See?
was once a man who, one night between the main course and the sweet at a dinner party, went upstairs and locked himself in