Those Guys Have All the Fun - James Andrew Miller [354]
JEMELE HILL:
It was the Celtics–Lakers finals in 2008. With me being from Detroit, I decided I would write a Celtics column, since they were on the verge of winning the series. Growing up in Detroit, I hated the Celtics because they had such an intense rivalry with my Pistons. But I noticed a strange thing. A lot of people from Detroit were actually rooting for the Celtics because Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, and Ray Allen are all likable and popular guys. So I wanted to write about how, even after all these years, it was still difficult to see them win. I also wanted to get on Detroit fans in a good-natured way for forgetting that we’re Detroiters; it’s ingrained in us to hate the Celtics, whether we like their players or not.
So I write the column, file it, and because it was a weekend, a Saturday, the editing chain wasn’t the same as it might be on a regular workday. I’m not sure exactly who edited the column; even now I don’t know and have never bothered to find out, because that wasn’t important to me. I just know it was read by more than one person.
Sometime late Saturday night I ran into one of our NBA editors in the media hospitality room, and he says, “Oh, we had a little bit of a problem with your column, but it got fixed.” I asked, “What was the problem?” He said, “I took something out.” He was kind of vague about it, but it didn’t seem like a big issue. I figured if it was a big deal, someone would have reached out to me already.
The next day was Sunday and I was leaving for Bristol before Game Five because I was appearing on First Take on Monday morning. I’m in the security line at LAX and all of a sudden, my cell phone starts blowing up. I’m getting call after call from the 860 area code, which is Bristol’s. The first person I talked to was one of my editors, Kevin Jackson, and he’s like, “Where are you?” I told him, and then he said, “We got a major problem.”
He then explains that the Celtics column hit like a total shitstorm. He was, like, “Have you been online today? Have you seen any of this?” I was, like, “No, literally I got up to catch my flight, and that was it.” I hadn’t seen anything. I had no clue Boston fans were outraged.
The irony is, the column wasn’t really supposed to be a dig at Boston fans but at Detroit fans who were rooting for Boston. I was calling them traitors. In the column, I named a bunch of these crazy, silly, stupid analogies, as a supposed comparison to how crazy it was for Detroiters to root for the Celtics. And one of the analogies was if a Detroit fan cheers for the Celtics that’s as bad as somebody rooting for Hitler. Stupidest thing I’ve ever written. I look at it now